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evilsweetness420 · 09-17-2008, 11:08 AM

Q.What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale?
A. Mr. President.

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Q. What do you call a bud smoker with two spliffs?
A. Double Jointed.

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Q. What do you call someone who smokes up every day at 4:21?
A. chronically late.

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The Pot Paradox:
An empty bowl needs to be filled, a full bowl needs to be emptied!!!

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Q. What do you call a stoner in a room full of nude supermodels?
A. Passed out & Dreaming.

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Q. How do you hide money from a hippie?
A. Put it under the soap!

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Q. What do you call a group of blondes standing around in a circle?
A. A Dope Ring

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Q. How do fish get stoned?
A. SeaWeed.

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Q. What's smokey and sounds like a bell ?
A. BONG!

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Q. What do you call two pairs of stoners having sex?
A. Baked lays.

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Q. What do you call it when a stoner spills his stash on the floor?
A. Drug abuse.

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Q. What do call a pothead that smokes a joint from the wrong end?
A. Stoned.

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Q. What do you call 20 female hippies in a sauna?
A. Gorillas in the mist.

09-17-2008, 11:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
evilsweetness420 My Mood: Join Date: Jun 2008 Gender: Location: arkansas Posts: 161 gRamz: 5,335 Danks: 10 Danked 7 Times in 7 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Stoner Joke of the Day Q.What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A. Mr. President. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you call a bud smoker with two spliffs? A. Double Jointed. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you call someone who smokes up every day at 4:21? A. chronically late. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Pot Paradox: An empty bowl needs to be filled, a full bowl needs to be emptied!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you call a stoner in a room full of nude supermodels? A. Passed out & Dreaming. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. How do you hide money from a hippie? A. Put it under the soap! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you call a group of blondes standing around in a circle? A. A Dope Ring -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. How do fish get stoned? A. SeaWeed. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What's smokey and sounds like a bell ? A. BONG! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you call two pairs of stoners having sex? A. Baked lays. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you call it when a stoner spills his stash on the floor? A. Drug abuse. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do call a pothead that smokes a joint from the wrong end? A. Stoned. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you call 20 female hippies in a sauna? A. Gorillas in the mist.