evilsweetness420

BY : EPSO

i was smoking a joint yesterday and was trying to think of cool things to do while stoned. now, i realize that if you`re not stoned, these things will probably sound stupid and trivial and not nearly worth the hype or effort. but that`s because you`re not high. idiot.

i have exhausted the following activities while stoned:

1.) watch a movie.

if its a movie that requires you to pay attention a lot or is just totally crazy (try watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas when you` re high...i ahd no idea what was going on), i`m hopeless. might as well stare at a blank screen for 2 hours. i have had some great experiences with watching movies while stoned, but its getting boring.

2.) listen to music.

i realize that live music while stoned never gets boring or dull...but that`s because its live. sitting in my room listening to my bountiful collection of music has just gotten boring. although pink floyd, phish, and the dead are my personal favs at the moment.

3.) sit around and talk about stupid stoner shit.

"If you own beach property, do you own the sand AND the water??".....meh.... been done before, although it does offer an opportunity for some quality quotes and memories...

4.) continue doing your normal activities

i always fail at this. mostly because im too stoned to care that the dryer has turned off and i need to put another load of wash in and iron my shirt for tomorrow. fuck it.

5.) throw the frisbee

now, this tends to be my personal favorite. frisbee`s rule. period. and they never get boring. but the problem is - you need someone to throw it to. nix this one if you`re by yourself.


anyways, im looking for some new, relatively easy and unharmful things to do while stoned. as there are a large number of people who smoke on this site, i felt this would be a good forum to get some good ideas, cause my friends are too lazy to think of anything new. so help a stoner out, gimme some ideas. thanks.

P.S. flame away, stoner haters.

peace

espo