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evilsweetness420 · 09-22-2008, 10:09 AM

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I Got In Late From Work,
My Dog Looked Kinda Dead.
Her Tongue Was Hanging Out,
Eyes Rolled Up In Her Head.

I Put Her In The Car,
I Took Her To The Vet.
I Said Hey Doc Look,
Please Try To Save My Pet.

It Looks Like She's Been Poisoned,
I Hope Were Not To Late.
I'll Pump This In Her Stomach,
Then She'll Regurgitate.

She Struggled Up On All Fours,
Im Talkin Barely Able.
Then All Of The Sudden,
She Puked All Over The Table.

We Looked Down At Her Barfings,
My Thought Was She's Not Dyin.
About That Time Doc Said,
Son Your Dogs Brain Is Fryin.

It Looks Like Marijuana,
And She Really Ate A Lot.
My Mind Began To Ponder,
That Was Some Killer Diller Pot.

I Said I Hope You Like Honesty,
I Know It's A Bit Of A Drag.
But Doc You Gotta Listen,
I Think My Dog Ate My Bag.

09-22-2008, 10:09 AM	#4 (permalink)
evilsweetness420 My Mood: Join Date: Jun 2008 Gender: Location: arkansas Posts: 161 gRamz: 5,342 Danks: 10 Danked 7 Times in 7 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Stoner Poem of the Day Dog8mybag Author Unknown I Got In Late From Work, My Dog Looked Kinda Dead. Her Tongue Was Hanging Out, Eyes Rolled Up In Her Head. I Put Her In The Car, I Took Her To The Vet. I Said Hey Doc Look, Please Try To Save My Pet. It Looks Like She's Been Poisoned, I Hope Were Not To Late. I'll Pump This In Her Stomach, Then She'll Regurgitate. She Struggled Up On All Fours, Im Talkin Barely Able. Then All Of The Sudden, She Puked All Over The Table. We Looked Down At Her Barfings, My Thought Was She's Not Dyin. About That Time Doc Said, Son Your Dogs Brain Is Fryin. It Looks Like Marijuana, And She Really Ate A Lot. My Mind Began To Ponder, That Was Some Killer Diller Pot. I Said I Hope You Like Honesty, I Know It's A Bit Of A Drag. But Doc You Gotta Listen, I Think My Dog Ate My Bag.