 you might be a stoner if.....
post some of your "you might be a stoner if...."s
heres a couple to start...
you might be a stoner if...
you put out a fire with bong water,
you say to yourself "damn that bowl didnt even get me high" and look down and realized you havnt even smoked it
and you go to the kitchen open the fridge then forget what you want |