DankSpot Stoners 420 - 420 Blogs http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/blog.php DankSpot Stoners 420 is a reefer and marijuana community featuring cannabis and ganja lifestyle forums, marijuana pics, cannabis news and activism, marijuana growing information and the mutal instrest of smoking marijuana doobies. en Wed, 23 Jul 2008 17:47:26 GMT vBulletin 500 http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/images/styles/dank420/misc/rss.jpg DankSpot Stoners 420 - 420 Blogs http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/blog.php Roll It Up. Light It Up. Smoke It. http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/spacedout420/72-roll-light-smoke.html Mon, 21 Jul 2008 23:51:04 GMT

Fuckin buddha comin at'cha live
Direct with the biggest, fattest joint
Comin in with indo flavours
Fuckin buddha comin at'cha like this
'95

It's Friday mornin, where the weed at?
Let me dip into my pocket for my fat weed sack
Cos I wanna get high like a plane
in the sky with the indo cloud in my brain
Where the fuck are my zig-zags and my lighters?
so I can roll it and set it on fire
Damn, I wish I had scissors cos the shit is so sticky
that it's gettin on my fuckin fingers
But it's smokeable, double tokeable
I got the one-hit that, where the bombay shit that's tokeable
I wanna do a joint venture
Let me make sure there ain't no lump in the goddamn center
To get pregnated lookin joint, fuck it
I can smoke it and I still get faded

Roll it up, light it up, smoke it up
Inhale exhale


I'm the freaker, the one freaks the funk


(East Coast hittin that blunt), West Coast hittin that honeydip
Might he want a joint then I want another hit
Roll it up, (light it up), smoke it up
I wanna stimulate my mind (so I toke it up)
Can I get a hit? (Can I get a hooh!?)
Gimme that fat bag of weed and the brew
so I can get faded, elevated
Smoke the joint down to a roach then I ate it
I stand true to the guess guy ??
(As I keep runnin from the chop-per)
Gimme dat weed fool and ya zig-zags
(Puto won't be holdin out on the big bag)

Roll it up, light it up, smoke it up
Inhale exhale


I'm the freaker, the one freaks the funk
:S5[1]::141141st[1]::afroweed::48: ]]> spacedout420 http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/spacedout420/72-roll-light-smoke.html Timothy Leary http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/spacedout420/71-timothy-leary.html Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:57:07 GMT He realized while on acid that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. :cool: He realized while on acid that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. :cool: ]]> spacedout420 http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/spacedout420/71-timothy-leary.html Bob Marley http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/spacedout420/70-bob-marley.html Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:50:14 GMT Some of Bob Marley's greatest quotes-

My music fights against the system that teaches to live and die

Me got no education, me got inspiration. If I was educated I'd be a damn fool.

Money can't buy life

Live the life you love and love the life you live

No man can lead man, we have to have unity

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain

The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow

The more people smoke herb, the more Babylon fall

They don't want to see us unite. All they want us to do is keep on fussing and fighting, they don't want to see us live together. All they want us to do is keep on killing one another.

We should really love each other in peace and harmony, instead we're fussin' n fighting like we ain't supposed to be

When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself. All the wickedness you do is revealed by the herb. It is your conscience and gives you a clearer picture of yourself.

You mean they can tell God that it's not legal?
When told that it was illegal to grow marijuana, that is created by God

Better to die fighting for freedom then be a prisoner all the days of your life

The biggest man you ever did see was once a baby ]]> spacedout420 http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/spacedout420/70-bob-marley.html Life http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/spacedout420/69-life.html Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:46:49 GMT Nobody dies a virgin... Life fucks us all Nobody dies a virgin... Life fucks us all ]]> spacedout420 http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/spacedout420/69-life.html <![CDATA["Timothy Leary Biscuits"]]> http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/spacedout420/68-timothy-leary-biscuits.html Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:12:50 GMT A snack cracker with cheese and a small bud. (briefly microwaved) A snack cracker with cheese and a small bud. (briefly microwaved) ]]> spacedout420 http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/spacedout420/68-timothy-leary-biscuits.html Todays a Dandy http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/evilsweetness420/67-todays-dandy.html Sat, 05 Jul 2008 17:37:39 GMT Today I got my xbox 360 outta pawn lol... had some major money probs last month but yay my xbox is saved =)
No plans for today that I know of. That's usually the way life is for me. One moment at a time and very speratic.
I love you guys =) I hope to see you later today. AND hope you had a great 4th of july. ]]> evilsweetness420 http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/evilsweetness420/67-todays-dandy.html Phish- Marijuana Lyrics http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/spacedout420/66-phish-marijuana-lyrics.html Sat, 05 Jul 2008 11:26:01 GMT MARIJUANA (The government wants to test me when I pee)
Words and Music: Brian Robbins

Well once upon a time in 1776,
Thomas Jefferson signed his name on a piece of marijuana,
and this document was a symbol of freedom and of liberty,
at least for the rich, white gentry.

As time marched along,
this plant that I refer to has been used for everything,
from medicine to the American flag.
And now it seems to me
that somewhere along the way,
things got messed up, yeah, messed up.

Oh marijuana.
A gift of God to my brothers and me.
Oh marijuana
Now the government wants to test me when I pee.

Well some say a conspiracy
of the petro-chemical and pulp-paper industries combined
ha to kill the compitition.
Government hysteria,monopoly and conflict of interest,
with total impunity.

Yeah, so, if you don’t buy the conspiracy,
just look at the reality
that your tax dollars go
to spray poison on the fields of a farmer in South America.
And as an added bonus,
your neighbor might be the proud recipions of that poison weed.


Oh marijuana
now the government wants to test me when I pee.
Oh marijuana
a gift of god to my brothers and me.
Oh marijuana
you cant legislate your own morality.
Oh marijuana
the government wants to test me when I pee

Reefer madness, chronic sadness,
what is the half-life of bad propaganda?
Policies fail, denied bail,
you made him a demon now pay for his trip to prison.
Hired to promote the status quo,
but what is the shelf life of bad legislation.
The hypocrite smirks, it’s a moral disgrace
as he reads from a law that was written
about the same time that he had
his last original thought.

Well the men said he was dying,
and the nausea and the pain left him wasting away
and unable to keep a meal down.
So he tried everything a prescription could obtain
but to no avail.
The side effects were worse than the pain.
So now he breaks the law
to use the one thing that seems to help him out.
And the people say, Oh he's just getting’ high.
But not to change the subject but,
didn’t you ever wonder why getting’ high’s a crime,
yeah a crime.

Oh marijuana, a gift to god to my brothers and me.
Oh marijuana, now the government wants to test me when I pee.
Oh marijuana, the government wants to test me when I pee.
Oh marijuana, the government wants to test me when I pee.
Oh marijuana, the government wants to test me when I pee.
Oh marijuana, this is the part when everyone would sing along aha,when I pee ]]> spacedout420 http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/spacedout420/66-phish-marijuana-lyrics.html desperation http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/evilsweetness420/65-desperation.html Thu, 03 Jul 2008 21:20:18 GMT I am hopeing I will get to be alone tonight and tomorrow. If i do I'm going to buy a sack and smoke and drink until i am so fuckd up and actually enjoy the peace and not having to do on barking orders. I get so tired of being treated like a fucking slave every day. Oh well .. when im tired enough I won't be treated that way. ]]> evilsweetness420 http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/evilsweetness420/65-desperation.html <![CDATA[I Was Molested Too. Don't Let This Happen To Your Kid(s)!!!]]> http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/spanishchocolate/64-molested-dont-let-happen-kid-s.html Thu, 03 Jul 2008 04:03:04 GMT March 27, 2007 at 6:45 PM by mommamoxie
46 Comment(s)
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When you place your child in your car do you buckle them in safely?
Yes.
When you let your child ride their skateboard do you insist they wear a helmet?
Yes.
What about sports like football? Do you make them wear the proper padding that protects their bodies and brains?
Of Course!
It's our jobs to keep them safe because we are their Mothers.
But what about the rest of society? What about our government? Where is their responsibility in keeping our kids safe from people who want to hurt our children? Why is it that we are suspicious of every person in our child's lives like teachers, clergy, police officers, even our neighbors that we consider friends?

I'll tell you why. We have no control over child predators: NONE AT ALL!
Yes, we have legislation like Megan's Law and The Adam Walsh law but they are riddled with inadequacies. They severely lack the funding they need to support the enormous task of tracking these predators. Each day we turn our children loose in a society that preys upon their innocence. There are people out there whose goal in life is to hurt our children.

So what can we do about it? By taking back the power, that's how. The United States is in the midst of a Civil Rights Movement for our children, and not a moment too soon. There is increasing legislative movement in their interest, and in particular to protect them from violent crimes. But there is still a long road to travel. We need to unite as Mothers to protect them. Are you ready to take a stand? Are you ready to follow those who want to lead this movement?

If your answer is, "No, It will never happen to my child. I just don't have the time to be part of another group. I am so busy already, I can't even get the laundry done!" you might as well hand your children over to them already. You might as well walk them over to that address you found on Watchdog, knock on the door, and say, "Hi, I'm your neighbor. I have three little children that you might be interested in. I thought I might as well bring them to you so I can save you some time!" Sound disgusting? It should. But that's what we are doing. Because we are doing NOTHING. We watch the news and say,
"Oh, that poor child". Stop Doing Nothing.



OUR DEMANDS

The areas that need the most critical attention are:

1.The Laws in place for sexual predators need enforcing.

As one of our own Cafemoms put it: "They are not just suggestion

s. If there are any data errors in these predator's files they slip through the cracks and you can be pretty sure they will re-offend."The crime rates on repeat offenders range from 18-45%. The more violent the crime the more likelihood of repeating.* Studies by the state of Washington.

2.Stiffer Penalties:

No probation for child sex offenders. A State-to-State cohesive legislation that is available to the publicis a nessecity. Example: If you commit a crime against a child in California it should hold the same sentencing as a crime committed in Florida.

Modify and extend the state statute of limitations. Example: I was molested by my neighbor when I was 12, I am 23 now. The statute of limitations might be 10 years. So because it happened 11 years ago, I have no case. Far too many molestersare walking the streets freely simply because the victim has only a certain amount of time to report the crime. The laws will then protect the molesters civil rights.

There needs to be a nationwide rule dictating just how close a registered sex offender can live near our children. Yes, there are registered sex offenders living across the streets from our schools and local parks.

Intense background checks need to be done on EVERY person applying to work with our children.This legislation needs to be drafted without zero ambiguity. No one should be able to slip through the cracks. This year alone there were several cases of school employees being sex offenders and the school administration staff just didn't know. How could this happen? Because there is no national law for background checks on school employees.

Legislation drafted requiring previously convicted and released offenders to register in the National Databank as well, because the chances are extremely high that they will DO IT AGAIN.

Sex crimes against a child should have NO plea bargain options for the accused.

We need legislation drafted that allows for federally funded counseling for the victimsof predatory abuse. A federally funded, and supported, full scale educational campaign to give parents the tools they desperately need to take back the power and keep their kids out of harms way.

No more "taboo" topics, we must face this epidemic head on.

THE UGLY STATISTICS

Predators typically abuse over 100 children in their lifetime, whether the are "caught" or not.
1/3 of abused and neglected children eventually will victimize their own children
Experts estimate that 1-in-5 girls and 1-in-10 boys in the United States are sexually exploited before they reach adulthood. These young victims are left with permanent psychological, physical, and emotional scars.
"The serial killer has the same personality characteristics as the sex offender against children".
~Dr. Mace Knapp, Nevada State Prison Psychologist.
"There are 400,000 registered sex offenders in the United States, and an estimated 80 to 100,000 of them are missing. They're supposed to be registered, but we don't know where they are and we don't know where they're living.
~Ernie Allen, President of the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children to co-anchor Hannah Storm on The Early Show

Dr. Gene Abel estimates that between 1% and 5% of our population molest children.
~CNN Specials Transcript #454-Thieves of Childhood.
Adults were the offender in 60% of the sexual assaults of youth under age 12. Rarely were the offenders of young victims strangers. Strangers were the offender in just 3% of sexual assaults against victims under age 6 and 5% of the sexual assault of victimizations of youth ages 6 through 11.
~Sexual Assault of Young Children as Reported to Law Enforcement, 7/00, NCJ 182990, U.S. Department of Justice
Acquaintance perpetrators are the most common abusers, constituting approximately 70-90% of all reported perpetrators.
-Finkelhor, D. 1994.
Like rape, child molestation is one of the most underreported crimes: only 1-10% are ever disclosed.
-FBI Law Enforcement Bulletin
29% of child sexual abuse offenders are relatives, 60% are acquaintances, and only 11% are strangers.
-Diana Russell, The Secret Trauma, NY:Basic Books, 1986
Males are reported to be the abusers in 80-95% of cases
-Thoringer, D., et al., 1988
More than 1/2 of all convicted sex offenders are sent back to prison within a year. Within 2 years, 77.9% are back.
-California Department of Corrections
The typical offender is male, begins molesting by age 15, engages in a variety of deviant behavior, and molests an average of 117 youngsters, most of whom do not report the offense.
-Dr. Gene Abel in a National Institute of Mental Health Study
The behavior is highly repetitive, to the point of compulsion, rather than resulting from a lack of judgment.
-Dr. Ann Burges, Dr. Nicholas Groth, et al. in a study of imprisoned
OUR PURPOSE

The purpose of this Mother driven campaign is to bring together every single one of the concerned moms (and dads eventually) into a nationally supported petition that demands the legislators hear, and act upon, our concerns. If we are silent on this cause, we will be to blame for the future generations of kids being abused and molested. To tolerate it is to condone it. Let's stop tolerating it.



Within Cafemom alone there are 10000 Mothers. If we can band together in one common cause, one united voice, our chances of being heard increase significantly. If you support the demands we are prepared to set forth, please join our group "A Child's Voice" and make a difference just by the click of your mouse.



There is anonymity in this endeavor for the members of the café. It is simply your vote and endorsement we need. If you agree that our laws governing child predators need re-vamping and the state statutes of limitations should be abolished, join this critical call to action.



It is about educating ourselves first on this matter. We ask you to just join the group. Find out what we at A Child's Voice are doing to make these changes happen. Be a part of the solution.


Our children will thank us for it.


http://www.cafemom.com/group/childvoice ]]> SpanishChocolate http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/spanishchocolate/64-molested-dont-let-happen-kid-s.html FrIeNdS vS. HoMiEs!! http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/spanishchocolate/63-friends-vs-homies.html Thu, 03 Jul 2008 04:01:22 GMT Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.
homie: calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: has never seen you cry
homie: has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
homie: opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
homie: they ask you for their number
(cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
homie: has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: only knows a few things about you
homie: could write a biography on your life story

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
homie: will always go with you


Friend: would delete this letter
homie: will send this back to me and all of their online buddies

Show your homie how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a HOMIE, including the one who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of homies ]]> SpanishChocolate http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/spanishchocolate/63-friends-vs-homies.html LOVE http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/spanishchocolate/62-love.html Thu, 03 Jul 2008 04:00:26 GMT love me ....


love me,love me more...

love me as i did and still do...

love me love never never felt before...

love me love,never even thought about before...

love me love never any one in this world,had as it before...

love me love,with all you can...

love me love,with all you had...

love me so strong, and be so special to me...

love me love,that make me always feel the passion which came from
you...

love me love,that make the craziness crazy because of this love...

adore me,as your loving to your God...

adore me,as a kid when it loves his mother's` breast...

kiss me,as a bees` kissing to its primrose...

kiss me,and be drunk...

kiss me,and let me drink your saliva to be drunk too...

hug me,a hug never felt before...

hug me,strong even destroy me between your arms...

and take me to your hidden world....

where no one there, only you and me...

there where we can give each other a desires...

the desire which we dreamed and waited from a long...

love me,love me more....

love me,a love never had before...

by: hazem02@yahoo. com ]]> SpanishChocolate http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/spanishchocolate/62-love.html HILLBILLY DAY~VORCE http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/spanishchocolate/61-hillbilly-day-vorce.html Thu, 03 Jul 2008 03:59:25 GMT I snagged this from SettleYaScore.com

THANX GUYS!!!



HILLBILLY DAYVORCE

A Hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer....


The lawyer said: "How can I help you?"


The farmer said: "I want to get me one of them dayvorces."


The lawyer said: "Do you have any grounds?"


The farmer said: "Yes, I sure do, I got 40 acres."


The lawyer said: "No, you don't understand. Do you have a suit"?


The farmer said: "Yes, I got a suit, a nice one too, I wears it to church on Sunday's."


The lawyer said: "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?"


The farmer said: "No, I ain't got no case now, but I got a John Deere."


The lawyer said: "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?"


The farmer said: "A'course I got a grudge, that's where I parks me the John Deere."


The lawyer said: "Does your wife beat you up or something"?


The farmer said: "Nah, she don't, we both get up at 4:30."


The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?"

The farmer said: "Nah sir, she's a little white gal, but our last kid was a nagger and that's why I wants me that dayvorce." ]]> SpanishChocolate http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/spanishchocolate/61-hillbilly-day-vorce.html YOU SHOULD KNO..... http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/spanishchocolate/60-kno.html Thu, 03 Jul 2008 03:58:17 GMT ========================== .. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this on this on because I am really confused.) ============================== .. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (Really!!!) ========================== .. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: say what?) =========================== .. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) ======================== .. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) =========================== .. Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even chuckle)... ============================= ****Blessed are the cracked: For it is they who let in the light***** ======================================================================]]> SEND TO MY E-MAIL BY MY SISTAH:
BABYBRIZ04@YAHOO.COM

If this doesn't cause you to at least smile , then I have failed . Have a great Day!


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In Honor of Stupid People . . .
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
..

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(BUT that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

===================================
..
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

===========================
....
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)

============================
..
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)

========================
..
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...a bit late!)

==========================
..
On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...this for the chef's in your family...)

=======================
..
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)

==============================
..
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

===========================
..
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(...I'm taking this because???....)

==============================

..
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)</I>

==========================
..
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this on this on because I am really confused.)

==============================
..
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(Really!!!)

==========================
..
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)

===========================
..
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

========================
..
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

===========================
..
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even chuckle)...

=============================


****Blessed are the cracked: For it is they who let in the light*****


================================================== ==================== ]]> SpanishChocolate http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/spanishchocolate/60-kno.html LIZZARD BIRTHING http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/spanishchocolate/59-lizzard-birthing.html Thu, 03 Jul 2008 03:53:51 GMT Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet.

Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room.

"He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious dad, can you help?"

I put my best lizard-healer statement on my face and followed him into his bedroom.

One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do.

"Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!"

"Oh my! gosh," my wife diagnosed after a minute. "She's having babies."

"What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!"

I was equally outraged.

"Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduce," I accused my wife.

"Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their cage?" she inquired. (I actually think she said this sarcastically!)

"No, but you were supposed to get two boys!" I reminded her, (in my most loving, calm, sweet voice, while gritting my teeth together).

"Yeah, Bert and Ernie!" my son agreed.

"Well, it's just a little hard to tell on some guys, you know," she informed me. (again with the sarcasm, you think?)

By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was going on. I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it.

"Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience", I announced. "We're about to witness the miracle of birth."

"Oh, gross!" they shrieked.

"Well, isn't THAT just great! What are we going to do with a litter of tiny little lizard babies?" my wife wanted to know. (I really do think she was being snotty here, too. Don't you?)

We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what looked like a tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second later.

"We don't appear to be making much progress," I noted.

"It's breech," my wife whispered, horrified.

"Do something, Dad!" my son urged.

"Okay, okay." Squeamishly , I reached in and grabbed the foot when it next appeared, giving it a gentle tug. It disappeared.

I tried several more times with the same results.

"Should I call 911," my eldest daughter wanted to know. "Maybe they could talk us through the trauma." (You see a pattern here with the females in my house?)

"Let's get Ernie to the vet," I said grimly.

We drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in his lap. "Breathe, Ernie, breathe," he urged.

"I don't think lizards do Lamaze," his mother noted to him. (Women can be so cruel to their own young. I mean, what she does to me is one thing, but this boy is of her womb, for God's sake.)

The Vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the little animal through a magnifying glass.

"What do you think, Doc, a C-section?" I suggested scientifically.

"Oh, very interesting," he murmured. "Mr. and Mrs. Cameron, may I speak to you privately for a moment?"

I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside.

"Is Ernie going to be okay?" my wife asked.

"Oh, perfectly," the Vet assured us. "This lizard is not in labor. In fact, that isn't EVER going to happen... Ernie is a boy. You see, Ernie is a young male. And occasionally, as they come into maturity, like most male species, they um.... um....masturbate. Just the way he did, lying on his back."

He blushed, glancing at my wife. "Well, you know what I'm saying, Mr. Cameron."

We were silent, absorbing this.

"So Ernie's just...just... excited," my wife offered.

"Exactly," the vet replied, relieved that we understood.

More silence. Then my viscous, cruel wife started to giggle. And giggle. And then even laugh loudly.

"What's so funny?" I demanded, knowing, but not believing that the woman I married would commit the upcoming affront to my flawless manliness.

Tears were now running down her face. Laughing "It's just...that...I'm picturing you pulling on its... its...teeny little..." she gasped for more air to bellow in laughter once more.

"That's enough," I warned. We thanked the Vet and hurriedly bundled the lizards and our son back into the car.

He was glad everything was going to be okay.

"I know Ernie's really thankful for what you've done, Dad," he told me.

"Oh, you have NO idea," I closed mouth, my wife agreed, collapsing with laughter.

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2 - Lizards - $140...

1 - Cage - $50...

Trip to the Vet - $30...

Memory of your husband pulling on a lizard's winkie...Priceless

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* ]]> SpanishChocolate http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/spanishchocolate/59-lizzard-birthing.html Too Cute Not To Share!! http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/spanishchocolate/58-cute-share.html Thu, 03 Jul 2008 03:51:53 GMT FROM:Angela
Tea-Earth Mom to Xander

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . having a drivers licence.
At age 35 success is . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . .. . having a drivers licence.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.

Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh.

Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.

Have a wonderful day with many *smiles*

Take the time to live!!!
Life is too short. Dance naked



I GOT THIS FROM A MEMBER OF ONE OF MY GROUPS, "TODAYS EARTH ANGELS" ]]> SpanishChocolate http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/spanishchocolate/58-cute-share.html shadywagon - Where I came from. http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/shadywagon/57-shadywagon-came.html Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:15:39 GMT One fathers day years back my dad took us to Belmont race track because they have a huge fathers day thing. I was with my stepmom and she was getting all excited cause she was going to bet a couple dollars on some horses. She said I could pick one and showed me their names. I don't know if you've ever been to races but they have funny ass names! There was one that stood out from them all, Shaggwan. What an amazing name! So I pick Shaggwan and guess what he won! Yes we won a whole dollar...... yeah only one single dollar..... but I still picked him and he won. So forever after that I loved the name Shaggwan and used it as a username occasionally. For instance my computer was named Shaggwan and one day my brother was fixing my broken computer and had to reinstall windows. He was setting it up and it asked what I wanted to name my computer. He looked at me and said "whats that name you use shadywagon or whatever is it." I started laughing hysterically cause how do you get shadywagon from Shaggwan. Before I finished laughing he clicked next and shadywagon was forever a part of me.

shadywagon is not a thing it is not a place it is not an it

It is a being it is THE SHADYWAGON ]]> shadywagon http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/shadywagon/57-shadywagon-came.html stoned sex (graphic NSFW) http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/beccasmuffin/56-stoned-sex-graphic-nsfw.html Wed, 25 Jun 2008 07:33:24 GMT I finally got stoned sex last night and I have to say, I highly recommend it, but get yer own wife!

Aside from being one of the greatest physical experiences I've ever had with my wife, I have also never seen her have such an expressive climax. I think it was the high making me hyperfocus on her while we were, uh, in motion, and it was like watching her bloom like a flower in slow motion.

She said they were really intense, so I dunno if it was the weed or just a really spontaneous situation, but I am quite happy with it.

The thing is, she doesn't know I smoke weed. I think it would have been even better if she was high too. I am afraid of how she will react, so I keep putting it off. I know she's going to find out sooner or later, so I want to tell her first. I'm just stuck in that never ending "now isn't the right time" loops. ]]> BeccasMuffin http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/beccasmuffin/56-stoned-sex-graphic-nsfw.html Me and my friend ..pain http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/swanny/55-friend-pain.html Fri, 20 Jun 2008 20:34:13 GMT Have you ever said to yourself .. "Man, I just want to quit my job and sit around the house and not do anything at all.." ?

Be careful what you wish for. I worked 16 years of my life, long and difficult hours, averaging 80+ hours a week. Six days a week.(Im 38 btw..:) )
I hated the fact that I could never get time to myself and that it felt that I was working constantly without a break. Then one day, everything came to a halt. I couldnt do anything, I was in so much pain, I didnt want to do anything but escape the pain. Nothing else. Pain so sever that you actually contemplate cutting off the offending limb(s) .. The technical term for it is Allodynia Hyperesthesia., and its centered mainly in my feet and calf area.
The nerves in my feet and legs basically transmit to my brain that my feet and legs are in pain but, they actually are not. My nerves have become this way from the drugs they gave me when I was in the Navy that were meant to prevent me from being effected from possible chemical agents and anthrax while we were in the persian gulf area. This was back in 1990-92 when the war over there first started(Clinton Era).
Fast forward to 2004. Its now been four years since I started having symptoms and all this time has been spent at home. The symptoms started as severe swelling in my feet and calves. The pain was almost bearable back then.
Its now 2008 and I can hardly walk, I dont go anywhere unless the wife takes me since I have to use a wheelchair. I cant drive anymore, the pain in my feet keep me from even touching the pedals..
SO .. I sit and try to look at the good sides of things here in my "New Life".
I have been going to the VA for the past 4 years as well, its a Veterans hospital for prior military personnel to come and receive free health care through military funding. I am going to Albuquerque, NM July the 9th to see a specialist, ruematologist (sp), and he will decide if pulling a nerve from one of my feet is the direction to go now. If they do so, they will biopsy the nerve and test to see what is actually going on with my condition. If they cannot help me, they will more than likely take me to Seattle, Washington to see some other specialists.. Im still waiting on their decision if they will grant me a military pension since I am "officially" handicapped and disabled.. they of course want to rule out if the pills were the reason for this condition I am going through.. and if they do rule out the pills I was given back then, I will probably be denied..which means I will have to apply for social security and go through this whole process again..

Its obviously hard.. fighting depression, pain and the desire to get the fuck out of the house..anxiety is an understatement. Anger is around every memory or desire to get out and walk and live the way I used to..
If this condition/pain were only a tangible thing that I could touch and grab hold with my own two hands..I would choke the life from it, gouge out its eyes .. break its neck.

It isnt though .. its my own body attacking me.

My "drug" collection..
this is my collection of prescription pills that I take 20 or so pills..a day. :(
And to add a final blow.. there are no support classes/groups in this city yet..go figure.
So, the tons of prescription meds they give me, which barely work, even with morphine, the pain is always there and worsens if I do walk.

SO..this is why weed is the only thing that seems to help, not only does it numb my brain, it stops the flow of pain signals from my feet and legs and being stoned turns out to be an escape from this mind wrenching pain...so I spend my time and days at home, laid up, and watch the days go by..
My kids and wife are my focal point though. They are the reason I havent done something drastic, and the only reason I am still here.

Time will tell...hopefully there will be a cure or some way of at least giving me back a portion of the life I once had.

Anyways, my names Dave.
Hope to make some friends here and spend time with fellow smokers & tokers :D
Cheers! ]]> Swanny http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/swanny/55-friend-pain.html For The Rest Of My Life http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/shadywagon/54-rest-life.html Thu, 19 Jun 2008 17:11:52 GMT I'm gunna smoke weed for the rest of my life
I'm in love with maryjane
I'm gunna make her my wife


- Kottonmouth Kings ]]> shadywagon http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/shadywagon/54-rest-life.html Today.. http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/ganjagleam/53-today.html Wed, 18 Jun 2008 06:49:44 GMT Was a good day.:)

Hope it was the same for everyone else!!!

The full moon tonight is stunning!
i hope you all can see it.
OOH..does anyone else notice the "man in the moon"..whats the story behind that..its a little creepy. I don't lknow if its because i'm always so stoned looking at it..but ir eally see a man smiling sometimes! I think i'm gonna go google it now. hahaha

PEACE&JOY TO ALL!!!! ]]> GanjaGleam http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/ganjagleam/53-today.html What What http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/shadywagon/51-a.html Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:50:49 GMT I <3 South Park


I said what what in the butt
I said what what in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt in my butt
You wanna do it in my butt in my butt
You wanna do it in my butt, okay

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PJReZE7Tj1A ]]> shadywagon http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/shadywagon/51-a.html Why i love Dankspot ;) http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/tnstonerchick/50-love-dankspot.html Tue, 10 Jun 2008 10:26:58 GMT I found dankspot while doing a random search one night ...I googled "stoner forums" & stumbled upon this site...i looked it over & it looked like a pretty cool place...I signed up & boy i am glad i did ...I love this place...I've had the opportunity to get to know some(some more than others) very cool people....
Just to name a few
ShadyWagon(girl you ROCK)
ValleyJoe(your pretty cool in my book also )
BeccasMuffin(my latenight/early morning chat buddy)
Bobnarley(always good for a laugh)

& for the ones that i haven't really gotten to know yet i'm sure you guys/gals are pretty cool also


I love that we all share love for one common thing :mjbaggy[1]: :):)



 ]]> TnStonerChick http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/tnstonerchick/50-love-dankspot.html Friendship prayer http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/megums/49-friendship-prayer.html Tue, 10 Jun 2008 03:47:32 GMT I saw this when i was sittin in the bar earlier today... enjoy =]
Friendship Prayer
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch it.
AMEN! ]]> Megums http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/megums/49-friendship-prayer.html Life Happend..... http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/deckard/48-life-happend.html Sat, 07 Jun 2008 07:04:08 GMT Hey all just letting you know i havent left!!! O.O heaven forbid that!!!!. but life happend and i lost net!!! atm im mooching off the neighbors and dont ask me how. i will try to be on as much as i can but atm its becoming increasingly difficult, well keep it blazin'



Deck ]]> deckard http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/deckard/48-life-happend.html <![CDATA[s'al good]]> http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/megums/47-sal-good.html Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:13:02 GMT

soooah!! yeah. had the whole doctor deal today & i didnt go in a machine!!! =] i think the doctor had a foot fetish cuz i had to do a lot of stuff with them. & he made me squat! what kinda doctor makes you squat? jk lol but he seriously did. grrr. traffic was majorly gay.

i ate kfc.
oh yeah.

got high.
that concludes my day. ]]> Megums http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/megums/47-sal-good.html Yet another wonderful day http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/megums/46-wonderful-day.html Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:45:09 GMT hello all! =] 6th straight day of being high. honestly i wake and bake & smoke from then on.. its just HOORAY! thats all i can say.

i hope everyone is having a good day.
just got donee smokin a bowl =]
oh yeahh.
cyuhh
\\//:D ]]> Megums http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/megums/46-wonderful-day.html Friends make the world go round. http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/beccasmuffin/45-friends-make-world-round.html Thu, 29 May 2008 06:26:40 GMT Bah, I'm sober right now (WHY?!?!) and feel like chattin. I'm getting tired of doing things by myself. Sometimes I wish I could go back in time and change a few things so that some of my friends wouldn't have drifted away as they did. Then I get all depressed and think maybe it's my fault for not being a good enough friend. I find myself in that situation right now and wondering if I go get high if that will color my high in a bad way. *sigh*

Oh well, only one way to find out! ]]> BeccasMuffin http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/beccasmuffin/45-friends-make-world-round.html taking care of nana http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/deckard/44-taking-care-nana.html Sun, 25 May 2008 01:56:30 GMT nana had to go in 2 weeks ago today for foot surgery her middle toe was growing over her big toe and they had to fix it and i had to go live there till she was able to move around on her own. well im back now and about to light up this spliff!!! nana had to go in 2 weeks ago today for foot surgery her middle toe was growing over her big toe and they had to fix it and i had to go live there till she was able to move around on her own. well im back now and about to light up this spliff!!! ]]> deckard http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/deckard/44-taking-care-nana.html Lonely http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/beccasmuffin/42-lonely.html Sat, 24 May 2008 11:38:28 GMT Wow, my first blog ever anywhere. Heh. I'm sleepy.

I was going to say something, but I can't remember what now. Oh well. So much for the awe inspiring first words. "One small step for man, unless he stumbles and then it's a trip!"

:nite[1]: ]]> BeccasMuffin http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/beccasmuffin/42-lonely.html Nice to see http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/bobnarley/41-nice.html Mon, 19 May 2008 16:54:01 GMT Nice to see more people blogging, took a while but i think its catching on!!! Nice to see more people blogging, took a while but i think its catching on!!! ]]> BobNarley http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/bobnarley/41-nice.html Back from vacation... http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/lovemyhood/40-vacation.html Mon, 19 May 2008 03:26:52 GMT ya, so i've been in san diego at camp pendleton with my cousin and her family. i never actually realized how gigantic the marine base actually was. i heard someone say that over 1 million people live there. The beach is military-only (closed to civilians) so there was no mad over-crowding, it was hot as shit and so were the girls!!! lol. so i drank some brew, smoked some herb and had an awesome time. but im glad to be back and bloggin' it up again....:cool:



:pbeware!!! clicking on this link might actually bring a tear to your eye!!!:p
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/30539/# ]]> LoveMyHood http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/lovemyhood/40-vacation.html New Pictures http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/stayawayokay/39-new-pictures.html Mon, 19 May 2008 01:47:36 GMT So I hadn't added any pics on here at all and i thought I should. So ya'll should check 'em out. They're hot. Lol. ]]> stayawayokay http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/stayawayokay/39-new-pictures.html kicked teh pick http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/thaltdb27/38-kicked-teh-pick.html Sun, 18 May 2008 04:34:00 GMT i kicked the pick a couple of days ago......so sad!....drunk i kicked the pick a couple of days ago......so sad!....drunk ]]> thaLtDB27 http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/thaltdb27/38-kicked-teh-pick.html Ninja Mafia http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/bp16/37-ninja-mafia.html Sat, 17 May 2008 22:03:44 GMT if u've never heard of Ninja Mafia then u don't noe this level of stoners..were all ninja's in this krew..um tha founder of Ninja Mafia..but still were all ninja's...we flip ..we fight when have2..but overall were jus stoner buds who live for fun n were rarely ever borin..sure we may be bored but were always laughin it up havin fun ur were blazin n enjoyin life like hakuna matata man...u want more jus ask bout tha Ninja Mafia

"we ride together we die together"
Ninja Mafia 4 lyfe ]]> BP16 http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/bp16/37-ninja-mafia.html growing help http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/krose0305/36-growing-help.html Fri, 16 May 2008 15:34:48 GMT hey i wanted to find out the best way to grow without the expensive lights and everything....just a pot, soil, water, and sun... hey i wanted to find out the best way to grow without the expensive lights and everything....just a pot, soil, water, and sun... ]]> krose0305 http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/krose0305/36-growing-help.html Medical Marijuana http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/shadywagon/35-medical-marijuana.html Thu, 15 May 2008 15:22:11 GMT I don't get why there's such a debate over medical marijuana. I get personal use debate, but medically makes no sense to me. If its so easily proven that marijuana does help certain people with certain problems then why not let them use it. You can read and watch debates about this stuff and all the negative are always irrelevant. Nothing they say stand ups to the fact that marijuana helps these people. People put their faith in our government to make the right decisions, but our own government has no faith in us. Marijuana should be available anywhere and everywhere to some one who needs it. There's nothing you can say to negate the fact that medical marijuana helps sick people. Who are you to tell them they can't have it? ]]> shadywagon http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/shadywagon/35-medical-marijuana.html crazy glue http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/thaltdb27/34-crazy-glue.html Tue, 13 May 2008 18:38:30 GMT yeah so i had the idea to crazyglue that guitar pick to my bathroom and wem511 confirmed that is was deff. a good idea....and a lot of people end up using my bathroom you know someone is gonna try and pick it up but i know ill be pissed when i cant find a guitar pick anywhere cept glued to my floor lol yeah so i had the idea to crazyglue that guitar pick to my bathroom and wem511 confirmed that is was deff. a good idea....and a lot of people end up using my bathroom
you know someone is gonna try and pick it up

but i know ill be pissed when i cant find a guitar pick anywhere cept glued to my floor lol ]]> thaLtDB27 http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/thaltdb27/34-crazy-glue.html <![CDATA[So. Cal. Smokin' Video]]> http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/lovemyhood/33-cal-smokin-video.html Sat, 10 May 2008 08:12:06 GMT Just a lil' blazing video i made one day when I was bored!! ....the music is by Lil' Wayne the song is called Smoke That Kush...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/358218/ ]]> LoveMyHood http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/lovemyhood/33-cal-smokin-video.html Reciepe for Cona Butter http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/bobnarley/32-reciepe-cona-butter.html Sat, 10 May 2008 01:07:11 GMT The most convenient way to use and store marijuana for cooking is to make marijuana butter, which can be cut into pieces and Ziploc bagged for freezing and later used in cooking of all kinds. Here is the basic recipe: 1 lb. of butter (not margarine) 1/2 ounce of marijuana BUD flour (or 1 ounce of shake flour or 2 ounces of leaf flour) Dry marijuana, leaf or shake can be floured by using a coffee grinder, pepper grinder or blender. Place powdered marijuana and butter in crockpot. It is convenient to cook 3 or 4 pounds of butter at one time in a standard size crockpot. However, for smaller amounts, small crockpots are available for cooking only one pound of butter, or less. Heat butter and marijuana flour together in the crockpot on the lowest setting for 24 hours. When cool enough to handle, pour through the double layer of cheesecloth lined strainer into the large bowl. Twist pulp in the double layer of cheesecloth to get out all the liquid butter you can. Yummie..... pour into ceramic or glass dish for cooling. Refrigerate to quicken cooling. When cool cut into large pieces, place green butter in large ziploc bag for freezing. NOTE: it is a tradition to use the lowest grades of leaf or shake for baking and save the marijuana for smoking. However, experience has revised our view of baking and eating therapy. Now we use only high-grade indica leaf from the colas of plants, or dry bud of the best quality we can obtain. The quality, strength and endurance of the marijuana you use in your baking will come through in the effects experienced with eating therapy. Use only 1 ounce of shake flour or 1/2 ounce of bud flour per lb. butter, since these will be stronger than leaf. Amounts are approximate, since much is determined by the variance in strength of the marijuana used, as well as the strength of effect you wish to achieve. Now you have a quantity of marijuana butter. It will keep a long time in the freezer and you can use it just as you would use any butter in any recipe for cookies, brownies, muffins, gingerbread, spicecake, zucchini bread, banana nut loaf, pie, or recipes of all kinds, or enjoy it straight, in tiny amounts (approximately 1 tsp. per dose) on your bagel or toast, on your pancakes or with your eggs and English muffin. Use your imagination! The most convenient way to use and store marijuana for cooking is to make marijuana butter, which can be cut into pieces and Ziploc bagged for freezing and later used in cooking of all kinds. Here is the basic recipe:
1 lb. of butter (not margarine)
1/2 ounce of marijuana BUD flour
(or 1 ounce of shake flour or 2 ounces of leaf flour)
Dry marijuana, leaf or shake can be floured by using a coffee grinder, pepper grinder or blender. Place powdered marijuana and butter in crockpot. It is convenient to cook 3 or 4 pounds of butter at one time in a standard size crockpot. However, for smaller amounts, small crockpots are available for cooking only one pound of butter, or less.
Heat butter and marijuana flour together in the crockpot on the lowest setting for 24 hours. When cool enough to handle, pour through the double layer of cheesecloth lined strainer into the large bowl. Twist pulp in the double layer of cheesecloth to get out all the liquid butter you can. Yummie..... pour into ceramic or glass dish for cooling. Refrigerate to quicken cooling. When cool cut into large pieces, place green butter in large ziploc bag for freezing.
NOTE: it is a tradition to use the lowest grades of leaf or shake for
baking and save the marijuana for smoking. However, experience has revised our view of baking and eating therapy. Now we use only high-grade indica leaf from the colas of plants, or dry bud of the best quality we can obtain.
The quality, strength and endurance of the marijuana you use in your baking will come through in the effects experienced with eating therapy. Use only 1 ounce of shake flour or 1/2 ounce of bud flour per lb. butter, since these will be stronger than leaf. Amounts are approximate, since much is determined by the variance in strength of the marijuana used, as well as the strength of effect you wish to achieve.
Now you have a quantity of marijuana butter. It will keep a long time
in the freezer and you can use it just as you would use any butter in
any recipe for cookies, brownies, muffins, gingerbread, spicecake,
zucchini bread, banana nut loaf, pie, or recipes of all kinds, or enjoy it
straight, in tiny amounts (approximately 1 tsp. per dose) on your bagel or toast, on your pancakes or with your eggs and English muffin. Use your imagination! ]]> BobNarley http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/bobnarley/32-reciepe-cona-butter.html Why Is Marijuana Illegal? http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/lovemyhood/31-marijuana-illegal.html Fri, 09 May 2008 22:01:49 GMT An interesting video that asks the question: Why is marijuana illegal? http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/215516/ *Feel free to post your opinions!! An interesting video that asks the question: Why is marijuana illegal?

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/215516/

*Feel free to post your opinions!! ]]> LoveMyHood http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/lovemyhood/31-marijuana-illegal.html Favorite Songs http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/lovemyhood/30-favorite-songs.html Fri, 09 May 2008 21:54:02 GMT :cool:These Are Some Of My Favorite Songs:cool:


http://www.myplaylist.org/mc/mp3play...ylist=33683717 ]]> LoveMyHood http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/lovemyhood/30-favorite-songs.html San Diego Students Busted!! http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/lovemyhood/27-san-diego-students-busted.html Thu, 08 May 2008 23:59:07 GMT iight my peeps. this is my first blog entry on this site. first, the topics and contents of my blogs will vary. i mainly just post what i want and what interest me. maybe some ppl will read it!!;)

Fraternities Busted

Last year at San Diego State University in California a student died from a cocaine overdose. This death sprung forth a giant drug investigation. Since the investigation began 96 people have been arrested, 75 of which were San Diego State students. Six fraternities have been suspended due to the ongoing investigation. The best part is how one of these idiots got busted dealing at school. The student sent out a mass text message that contained a "special deal" on cocaine. LOL.

Some Of The Drugs And Guns Cops Seized
]]> LoveMyHood http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/lovemyhood/27-san-diego-students-busted.html People http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/shadywagon/26-people.html Wed, 07 May 2008 16:58:24 GMT I fucking hate people. Not every single soul on this earth, but every day I meet 100 people I hate and one person I like or something like that. I can not stand people that run their mouth. I just don't understand why some one would keep talking about something they don't know anything about. You know those people who lie constantly. How do they come up with so many lies?? It's like every word that comes out of their mouth its a stream of lies mixed up in their entire life of lies. What makes these people think you believe them? Do people believe them? The thing I can't stand the most about these people is they never consider the fact that people may actually know about everything they are lying about. So you confront them. Then of course its the same reaction. Telling lie after lie and then in the end acting confused when you are pissed. I hate these people so so so fucking much. I just don't understand why people pretend to know everything? Why? ]]> shadywagon http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/shadywagon/26-people.html The Object In Life http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/bobnarley/25-object-life.html Wed, 07 May 2008 05:41:29 GMT The object in life is not to arrive at the grave in a well preserved body, But to slide in sideways all worn out yelling, "Holy Shit What A Ride!!!" ]]> BobNarley http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/bobnarley/25-object-life.html party in BK....cant wait!!!! RAGER! http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/thaltdb27/24-party-bk-wait-rager.html Wed, 07 May 2008 02:49:09 GMT my sister is having a rooftop rager at her apartment in brooklyn this weekend and i cant fucking wait!...there is no party like a party with my sister AKA DJ All Night Long.....given the name because when everyone is trying to find beds at 8 am the next morning maggie is still playing old school dance music lol....
these parties go on untill everyone passes out....and im always the one still awake at 10 in the morning looking for somewhere to sleep....

gonna bring home all sorts of fun drugs too lol

anyway its only tuesday and this week is going SO slowly

FUCK!!

i cant wait to RAGE! :y_party_on[1]: ]]> thaLtDB27 http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/thaltdb27/24-party-bk-wait-rager.html Finnaly got some more Dank dank. http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/wem511/23-finnaly-got-dank-dank.html Wed, 07 May 2008 01:51:25 GMT ya so for 3rd time got something that was white :) ya so for 3rd time got something that was white :) ]]> wem511 http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/wem511/23-finnaly-got-dank-dank.html Time Travel Machine http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/bobnarley/22-time-travel-machine.html Tue, 06 May 2008 16:54:36 GMT *I Know you just got to check this out. So here i was sitting and getting high, when it came to me all at once. My Motorcycle is a time machine in its own way. If i was to say walk from my house to the store it is 4 miles and would take a couple hrs. on foot to get there. I can get on my motorcycle and be there and back inside a half hour. So if you annelize this the ride saves me 3 1/2 hrs in time. Time is Relevent!!! Make your travel into time a worthy journey!!!* I Know you just got to check this out. So here i was sitting and getting high, when it came to me all at once. My Motorcycle is a time machine in its own way. If i was to say walk from my house to the store it is 4 miles and would take a couple hrs. on foot to get there. I can get on my motorcycle and be there and back inside a half hour. So if you annelize this the ride saves me 3 1/2 hrs in time. Time is Relevent!!! Make your travel into time a worthy journey!!! ]]> BobNarley http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/bobnarley/22-time-travel-machine.html Seriously??! http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/thaltdb27/21-seriously.html Tue, 06 May 2008 12:17:44 GMT ook so i found out what CVS stands for....

Consumer Value Store.....

thats sort of anti-climactic
i mean i never put that much thought into it but its always kinda been a mystery...
i guess i was expecting something more exciting?...or something

like uhhh....

Creepy Voyuer Store (<---wow creeped myself out with that one)

Central Varia Site....

i guess the second one makes more sence...

i should really put my brain power towards something else. ]]> thaLtDB27 http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/thaltdb27/21-seriously.html Heart Felt Thanks http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/bobnarley/20-heart-felt-thanks.html Tue, 06 May 2008 07:14:23 GMT *Thank you for voting me Stoner of the month. For it was you all that did it for me. THANK YOU AGAIN MY FRIENDS!!!! Stay Stoked!!!* Thank you for voting me Stoner of the month. For it was you all that did it for me. THANK YOU AGAIN MY FRIENDS!!!! Stay Stoked!!! ]]> BobNarley http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/bobnarley/20-heart-felt-thanks.html Good Blog All Mighty http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/bobnarley/19-good-blog-mighty.html Tue, 06 May 2008 07:11:19 GMT *:You_Rock:Well now i see that this is sort of taking off now. Good to see more people coming here to blog.* *And some are even commenting. Way to go!!! Stay Stoked!!* :You_Rock:Well now i see that this is sort of taking off now. Good to see more people coming here to blog.
And some are even commenting. Way to go!!! Stay Stoked!! ]]> BobNarley http://www.dankspot.com/stoners/420blogs/bobnarley/19-good-blog-mighty.html