LoveMyHood

One night me and my buddies decided to go buy some shrooms and go trip in the desert. This sounded like a great idea to me at the time. So when ended up buying a shit load of shrooms and driving out to the desert in my homie Ryan's truck, one of those old Toyota Tacomas with a tiny bench seat in the back. So, we get to the desert and start driving down random dirt roads that looked as if they were created by the wild coyotes that lived there. Finally we find a nice spot to chill and trip. It was right in between two large hills so no boppers would could see us. After eating a giant bag of shrooms we all decided that it would be "fun" to drive up and down the hills at a high rate os speed. Once we started pinnin' I began to trip pretty hard. Everytime we would go over the crest of a hill I would get this feeling like we were about to drive straight into the depths of hell!! lol. So the whole time I'm yelling shit like, "Holy shit man!!!", "Here we go again!!!" , " OMG jesus save us!!!" and finally "STOP!!". Ryan stops the truck and we all get out, ready to explore this new world. And man, was it great...joshua trees morphing into looming, dark figures. Some even seemed to stare at me like, i dunno, they were watching me trip and knew I was high. LOL And then, BOOM!!! I almost shit myself as I hear a loud crashing/crushing sound. I turn around and i see the truck speeding away, in reverse, with no one in it!! We all began running and cursing after until it finally came to a stop at the bottom of the hill. A joshua tree had stopped it, barely. The tree was half-bent to the ground with the truck on top of it, both rear tires in the air!!! The shrooms started wearing off after that 'cause we were all scared that we wouldn't be able to get out of the middle of the desert, LMAO. We pushed the truck off the tree and drove home....



ZACHARIAH