thaLtDB27

haha lmao....what a dumbass

i love hes all of the sudden is like

"whats the score on the redwings game?" lol

im so surprised that 911 operator didnt laugh at him

i would have

"You are down on your knees, begging me for more"

"The road I walk is paved in gold,
to glorify my platinum soul
I am the closest thing to God
so worship me and never stop"

"anyway you want to
anyway you've got to
love, love me"

Coined by a man selling beer and dildos
"GET DRUNK AND FUCK YOURSELF"

"dont be sorry, be silly"