drug tests, what to do?

wem511 · 06-18-2007, 07:56 AM

For passing drug tests I've herd of drinking a lot of

ickle juice, water, cranberry juice,octopus garden detox drinks.also can put crystals in ur piss to clean it. but this one that i saw in high times is funny as hell

http://www.whizzinator.com/

hondamx004 · 06-18-2007, 08:34 AM

ive seen that. Theres a pill called NC Strip that cleans you out in 3 hours. Its 50$ though. Also at my local tobacco shop they have a pint of somthing that cleans you out in 24 hours.

I think it would be better to buy a rubber suit for 5$ and run around the block. Youd lose all the liquid in your body. My friend used to use one for wrestling.

gypsy420 · 06-19-2007, 04:54 PM

Some big celebrity got caught using one of those a while back. It was pretty funny.

Grapeseed · 06-25-2007, 06:37 PM

I wanna know what celebrity that was!!!

gypsy420 · 06-26-2007, 01:19 AM

I don't remember who it was. I read about it a long time ago...

Spliffking · 07-05-2007, 02:42 PM

I failed my drug test when i started working for Toyota. i quit smoking 3 weeks in advance. i drank at least a gallon of water/cranberry juice a day.i drank 32oz of vinegar on the weekends. winded up failing but my boss seen my resume and tore up the test and said fuck it.

wtf_ · 07-06-2007, 01:13 AM

sucks about the drug test man
haha pretty sweet you still got the job

enter360 · 07-17-2007, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spliffking

I failed my drug test when i started working for Toyota. i quit smoking 3 weeks in advance. i drank at least a gallon of water/cranberry juice a day.i drank 32oz of vinegar on the weekends. winded up failing but my boss seen my resume and tore up the test and said fuck it.

How much did you smoke ?

Did you eat anything like poppy seeds ?

hondamx004 · 10-22-2007, 12:27 PM

poppy seeds show up for opiates im pretty sure.

enter360 · 11-24-2007, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hondamx004

poppy seeds show up for opiates im pretty sure.

Yeah they show up as opiates but they can still cause you to fail a drug test because they show up on the test. Most companies just look to see if anything shows up if anything does you fail.

supertink420 · 01-02-2008, 02:17 PM

is there anything that works 100% to make sure you dont fail a drug test

wem511 · 01-03-2008, 08:09 AM

ive herd stuff that thy sell i octopus garden for like $30 a can cleans you out real fast and doesnt o anything weird on drug tests.

krazy · 04-08-2008, 12:16 AM

have someone who dont smoke pee for you =]

hellstang947 · 06-05-2008, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by supertink420

is there anything that works 100% to make sure you dont fail a drug test

Its always people hearing stuff. I still don't know of a 100% fail proof. I mean that guy said it, was drinking vinegar, drinking tons of juices and still failed. Guess it might have something to do with how our bodies work also. Some stuff might work for some but not for others.
I'm thinking of trying the bleech thing. Just empty out a visine container and fill it up with bleech. When you're done taking a leak, put a couple of drops in it and supposedly that works, but who knows.

Edit: Just realized how old this thread was, oops lol

Ryan M · 06-09-2008, 04:39 PM

Old thread, but useful information. I just came across this thread in the list and was like wow, a new way? And yes, it was a new way to pass! So many are getting discovered though, so next time you find a way that is other than a product, keep it secret, and it'll stay with you and not get spread throughout the world for cops to bust down on you.

hookman · 06-13-2008, 12:11 AM

I have passed a couple tests. You dont have to buy any tablets or cleansing drinks. Just lots of water. Pee lots before the test and drink lots more water.

BLAZEDALWAYZ · 06-13-2008, 12:26 AM

Me Myself I Was Thinking About Buying The Whizzanator When I Was On Probation Cause I Use To Blow Tuff.Now I'm A Free Man So I Guess The Only Way To Be Safe Iz To Not Smoke.Try Niacin Just Be Careful With The Dosage.

lilbit · 06-23-2008, 03:56 PM

My son in law will drink either pickle juice or white vinegar. Yuck. He will be off probation in 2 more months.

elvenrunelord · 06-23-2008, 04:13 PM

the best way i ever heard of was what a friend of mine does. he gets his children to pee in a cup and then puts the stuff in a balloon and carries it under his sack to the test to keep it the right warmth. have at it heads

evilsweetness420 · 06-25-2008, 06:33 AM

my hubby is on probation and is dirty and has to take a piss test in less than two weeks.. we are kinda freakin out cuz he has failed the last two .. help .. i need a good idea folks

KidKush · 07-09-2008, 10:58 AM

man imma lil worried myself....i go see a judge friday and i might be dirty....i plan on liftin weights for the sweat and drinkin water like a bitch....and pissin alot, but man i only took one before and i passed bcuz i was in football and worked out a ton.....for real i'd give advice if i could, but im also lookin...i got 1 and a half days.....nerves are gettin pretty bad

hookman · 07-16-2008, 06:34 PM

Water.Its all about water.

jones · 11-02-2008, 07:33 PM

Stay away from fake urine. I heard from a friend that they are starting to check for that. He took a test and it came back as 'not urine'. He crapped in his pants because he has used the same product several times. Needless to say they never gave him a 2nd chance, so stay away from fake urine.

06-18-2007, 07:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
wem511 My Mood: Join Date: May 2007 Gender: Location: North Carolina, usa Posts: 657 gRamz: 12,474 Danks: 11 Danked 7 Times in 6 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	drug tests, what to do? For passing drug tests I've herd of drinking a lot ofickle juice, water, cranberry juice,octopus garden detox drinks.also can put crystals in ur piss to clean it. but this one that i saw in high times is funny as hell http://www.whizzinator.com/
	vape all day long.

06-18-2007, 08:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
hondamx004 Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 77 gRamz: 4,171 Danks: 0 Danked 0 Times in 0 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: drug tests, what to do? ive seen that. Theres a pill called NC Strip that cleans you out in 3 hours. Its 50$ though. Also at my local tobacco shop they have a pint of somthing that cleans you out in 24 hours. I think it would be better to buy a rubber suit for 5$ and run around the block. Youd lose all the liquid in your body. My friend used to use one for wrestling.
	Cachaka

06-19-2007, 04:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
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Spliffking Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 8 gRamz: 1,622 Danks: 0 Danked 0 Times in 0 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: drug tests, what to do? I failed my drug test when i started working for Toyota. i quit smoking 3 weeks in advance. i drank at least a gallon of water/cranberry juice a day.i drank 32oz of vinegar on the weekends. winded up failing but my boss seen my resume and tore up the test and said fuck it.

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hondamx004 Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 77 gRamz: 4,171 Danks: 0 Danked 0 Times in 0 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: drug tests, what to do? poppy seeds show up for opiates im pretty sure.
	Cachaka

01-02-2008, 02:17 PM	#11 (permalink)
supertink420 Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1 gRamz: 1,474 Danks: 0 Danked 0 Times in 0 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: drug tests, what to do? is there anything that works 100% to make sure you dont fail a drug test

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wem511 My Mood: Join Date: May 2007 Gender: Location: North Carolina, usa Posts: 657 gRamz: 12,474 Danks: 11 Danked 7 Times in 6 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: drug tests, what to do? ive herd stuff that thy sell i octopus garden for like $30 a can cleans you out real fast and doesnt o anything weird on drug tests.
	vape all day long.

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krazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: UT Posts: 1 gRamz: 1,311 Danks: 0 Danked 0 Times in 0 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: drug tests, what to do? have someone who dont smoke pee for you =]

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Ryan M Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7 gRamz: 1,081 Danks: 0 Danked 0 Times in 0 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: drug tests, what to do? Old thread, but useful information. I just came across this thread in the list and was like wow, a new way? And yes, it was a new way to pass! So many are getting discovered though, so next time you find a way that is other than a product, keep it secret, and it'll stay with you and not get spread throughout the world for cops to bust down on you.

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hookman My Mood: Join Date: Jun 2008 Gender: Location: Around North America Posts: 223 gRamz: 2,019 Danks: 13 Danked 6 Times in 6 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: drug tests, what to do? I have passed a couple tests. You dont have to buy any tablets or cleansing drinks. Just lots of water. Pee lots before the test and drink lots more water.
	-HooKMAN

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BLAZEDALWAYZ My Mood: Join Date: Jan 2008 Gender: Location: SAN DiEGO Posts: 210 gRamz: 5,010 Danks: 10 Danked 5 Times in 5 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: drug tests, what to do? Me Myself I Was Thinking About Buying The Whizzanator When I Was On Probation Cause I Use To Blow Tuff.Now I'm A Free Man So I Guess The Only Way To Be Safe Iz To Not Smoke.Try Niacin Just Be Careful With The Dosage.

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lilbit My Mood: Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 17 gRamz: 1,662 Danks: 0 Danked 2 Times in 2 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: drug tests, what to do? My son in law will drink either pickle juice or white vinegar. Yuck. He will be off probation in 2 more months.

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elvenrunelord My Mood: Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 27 gRamz: 1,966 Danks: 0 Danked 0 Times in 0 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: drug tests, what to do? the best way i ever heard of was what a friend of mine does. he gets his children to pee in a cup and then puts the stuff in a balloon and carries it under his sack to the test to keep it the right warmth. have at it heads

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evilsweetness420 My Mood: Join Date: Jun 2008 Gender: Location: arkansas Posts: 162 gRamz: 4,100 Danks: 10 Danked 7 Times in 7 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: drug tests, what to do? my hubby is on probation and is dirty and has to take a piss test in less than two weeks.. we are kinda freakin out cuz he has failed the last two .. help .. i need a good idea folks

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KidKush My Mood: Join Date: Jun 2008 Gender: Location: Mid-West Posts: 6 gRamz: 1,188 Danks: 0 Danked 0 Times in 0 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: drug tests, what to do? man imma lil worried myself....i go see a judge friday and i might be dirty....i plan on liftin weights for the sweat and drinkin water like a bitch....and pissin alot, but man i only took one before and i passed bcuz i was in football and worked out a ton.....for real i'd give advice if i could, but im also lookin...i got 1 and a half days.....nerves are gettin pretty bad

07-16-2008, 06:34 PM	#22 (permalink)
hookman My Mood: Join Date: Jun 2008 Gender: Location: Around North America Posts: 223 gRamz: 2,019 Danks: 13 Danked 6 Times in 6 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: drug tests, what to do? Water.Its all about water.
	-HooKMAN

11-02-2008, 07:33 PM	#23 (permalink)
jones My Mood: Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 82 gRamz: 2,083 Danks: 0 Danked 1 Time in 1 Post Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: drug tests, what to do? Stay away from fake urine. I heard from a friend that they are starting to check for that. He took a test and it came back as 'not urine'. He crapped in his pants because he has used the same product several times. Needless to say they never gave him a 2nd chance, so stay away from fake urine.

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