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Old 06-15-2008, 03:01 AM   #1 (permalink)

 
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Budget Security System

HOW TO INSTALL:

1. Go to a thrift store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Throw them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans and a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine.
3. Put a few large, dirty dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, and Duke,
I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I had to lock all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside till I get there.'

INSTALLATION COMPLETE.

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Old 06-15-2008, 06:37 AM   #2 (permalink)

 
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Haha that is great. That might just work too.

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Old 06-15-2008, 12:55 PM   #3 (permalink)

 
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Hahahah that's some shit that i could prolly see really happening around here :P

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Old 06-16-2008, 06:09 AM   #4 (permalink)

 
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i LIVE in the counry, not that far off im afraid sometimes lol

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