Your Fired!

DankSpot · 03-29-2008, 03:24 AM

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off ?" she said. "I feel like shit."

wem511 · 03-30-2008, 05:43 PM

lol----

jones · 11-01-2008, 03:55 AM

03-29-2008, 03:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
DankSpot Develop Mode. Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cali420nia Posts: 1,036 gRamz: 52,854 Danks: 0 Danked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Your Fired! The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off." "Could you jack off ?" she said. "I feel like shit."

03-30-2008, 05:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
wem511 My Mood: Join Date: May 2007 Gender: Location: North Carolina, usa Posts: 657 gRamz: 12,413 Danks: 11 Danked 7 Times in 6 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: Your Fired! lol----
	vape all day long.

11-01-2008, 03:55 AM	#3 (permalink)
jones My Mood: Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 80 gRamz: 2,071 Danks: 0 Danked 1 Time in 1 Post Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: Your Fired!

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