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Old 07-26-2008, 11:39 AM   #1 (permalink)

 
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Q. How long does it take before a pound of bud goes bad?

A. I don't know! I never have it longer than an hour!!



Q. What do you call a stoner that just broke up with his girlfriend?

A. Homeless.



Q. What's the difference between a stoner and a tweeker?

A. When a pothead is driving down a road he is driving about 20 mph and eating the upholstery. When a tweeker is driving down a road he is driving about 200 mph. and talking to the upholstery.



Q. If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving?

A. The cop!!!



Q: What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt?

A: A pothole!



Q. Why did the stoner cross the street?

A. His dealer lived on the other side.



Q. How do you get an one-armed hippie out of a tree?

A. Pass him a joint
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Old 07-26-2008, 09:57 PM   #2 (permalink)

 
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Ahahaha love them.. especially the pothole one.. its happen'd wayyy too many times =)

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Old 07-27-2008, 12:32 AM   #3 (permalink)

 
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These are sweet! hahaha a pothole thats mine now


haaaaaaaaayyyyy!!!

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