How Rednecks chop Firewood.

ValleyJoe · 04-01-2008, 06:55 PM

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

'Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil
Smith...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know
how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies
descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of
wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the
Sheriff c ome?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun)

xXGrinderXx · 04-05-2008, 05:28 PM

Gotta luv a redneck joke

wem511 · 04-06-2008, 10:19 AM

yes we do ;p

04-01-2008, 06:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
ValleyJoe My Mood: Join Date: May 2007 Gender: Posts: 472 gRamz: 25,484 Danks: 1 Danked 17 Times in 12 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	How Rednecks chop Firewood. "Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" 'Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff c ome?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!" (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun)

04-05-2008, 05:28 PM	#2 (permalink)
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04-06-2008, 10:19 AM	#3 (permalink)
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