you might be a stoner if.....

MuNk3y · 03-31-2008, 04:39 AM

post some of your "you might be a stoner if...."s

heres a couple to start...

you might be a stoner if...
you put out a fire with bong water,
you say to yourself "damn that bowl didnt even get me high" and look down and realized you havnt even smoked it
and you go to the kitchen open the fridge then forget what you want

Ricardo · 03-31-2008, 06:52 AM

You might be a stoner if you put a strobe light in the fridge to make the cheese last longer.

stumpyjim · 03-31-2008, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ricardo

You might be a stoner if you put a strobe light in the fridge to make the cheese last longer.

Thats so funny man.

You might be a stoner if you go to the store to get some munchies and forget why you are there in the first place.

KRISP · 03-31-2008, 02:59 PM

you might be a stoner if you... um... what dude?

oh yeah..

you might be a stoner if you... damnit!

DankSpot · 03-31-2008, 03:39 PM

You might be a stoner if your posting in this thread?

stumpyjim · 04-01-2008, 06:52 PM

You might be a stoner if you stay up all night studying for a urine test.

rusty2rusty · 04-01-2008, 07:12 PM

You might be a stoner if you.......have three extra bics laying around.

You might be a stoner if you.......never cut your hair.

You might be a stoner if........you own all the Cheetch and Chong movies.

ValleyJoe · 04-05-2008, 12:02 AM

You leave your house for a week, return and it still smells freshly blazed.

BobNarley · 04-17-2008, 01:50 PM

You might be a stoner if you leave the house to get some munchies and forget where your going as soon as you leave your door step!!! To funny guys. And i do have my old cheech and chong albums laffs!!! Stay stoned stay happy!!!

KLAXTER · 04-24-2008, 08:16 PM

u might be a stoner if.....wait where am i ?? wat was i about to put ?? ehh o well blaze and be happy

wem511 · 04-26-2008, 07:23 AM

your wem511 and your sis sends you a text messeges sayin "happy 420" & "I feel like its your birthday or something lol" from college on 4/20 xD

toothpaste · 05-02-2008, 10:08 PM

you might be a stoner if u wake up sometimes in the middle of the night in front of ur computer with a google search up for nursery schools and ur holding a knife... wait a minute.... nvm...

BobNarley · 05-03-2008, 02:05 AM

You might be a stoner if, er uh hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what was i talking about???er was!!!

thaLtDB27 · 05-03-2008, 10:28 AM

you might be a stoner if.....you randomly remebered the whole "circle circle dot dot" like last month but not the "now you've got the cooties shot" part......so you like drew two cricles with dots in them thinking maybe you'd remember why you kept saying "circle circle dot dot" to yourself but i ended up just looking down at your theory paper like "why did i just draw boobs?"....hahaha

if anyone read "you may have cooties"...i thought this belonged here too lol

thaLtDB27 · 05-03-2008, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toothpaste

you might be a stoner if u wake up sometimes in the middle of the night in front of ur computer with a google search up for nursery schools and ur holding a knife... wait a minute.... nvm...

ya know i think that belongs under "you might be a narcoleptic serial killer if..."

toothpaste · 05-03-2008, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thaLtDB27

ya know i think that belongs under "you might be a narcoleptic serial killer if..."

yeah i posted in the wrong thread my bad. wich brings me to my next one...

you might be a stoner if you accidentally post evidence that your a narcoleptic serial killer in a you might be a stoner if thread

BobNarley · 05-14-2008, 03:00 PM

Uh what was i doing here? Oh ya thats prity cool er uh not the serial killer part.

GanjaChief · 05-17-2008, 12:11 PM

YOU MIGHT BE A STONER...

...if you think of a joint when someone asks for paper.

...if you have a glass collection.

...if you lick your fingers after breaking up some buddz. (me)

...if you get real mad when ur lighter runs out and ur about to get a green hit.

...if you are registered in dankspot.com

sikboi · 06-03-2008, 02:24 PM

you might be a stoner if.... you use pot leaves instead of lettuce in your salad

shadywagon · 06-07-2008, 04:13 PM

You might be a stoner if your mom asks whats that funny skunk smell in the house.

That just happened to me right now... so priceless.. I love my mom

BLAZEDALWAYZ · 06-08-2008, 02:40 PM

You Might Be A Stoner If You Wake Up In The Middle Of The Night Just To Do Some Midnight Toking.

seattlegirl · 06-25-2008, 03:04 AM

You might be a stoner if you go nowhere without your traveling weed and one-hitter.

evilsweetness420 · 06-25-2008, 05:27 AM

you got so high the night before you lost your sack and end up finding it in the trash =)

RussBussYOH · 06-25-2008, 07:46 AM

You might be a stoner if you study marijuana on google regularly.

You might be a stoner if you think your dog is talking to you but then you realize that the radio was on.

You might be a stoner if you stare at the t.v then realize it's not on.

You might be a stoner if you name your pipes/bongs.

YOU ARE a stoner if your registered at DankSpot.com

ChaosEffect · 06-25-2008, 04:22 PM

... You take a vacation day from work every April 20th!

03-31-2008, 04:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
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BobNarley My Mood: Join Date: May 2007 Location: Mojove Desert-Southern California Posts: 527 gRamz: 10,325 Danks: 26 Danked 17 Times in 14 Posts	Re: you might be a stoner if..... You might be a stoner if you leave the house to get some munchies and forget where your going as soon as you leave your door step!!! To funny guys. And i do have my old cheech and chong albums laffs!!! Stay stoned stay happy!!!

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