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Old 06-25-2008, 07:11 PM   #26 (permalink)

 
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You might be a stoner if you find the milk in the cupboard and the cornflakes in the fridge.

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Old 06-25-2008, 07:25 PM   #27 (permalink)

 
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You might be a stoner if..



..you spend more time on the smilies pages than you do actually posting or reading the Dank site



just sitting on the floor .. trying to spread my wings ..


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Old 06-26-2008, 07:07 PM   #28 (permalink)

 
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If You Have Hundred Little Seedings Around Your Deck When You Cut Your Grass Every Few Weeks LoL !!!!!!!!!!!!

My friend lives in country and thats his yard close to deck were he cleans and throws over deck LoL ..
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Old 06-26-2008, 07:27 PM   #29 (permalink)

 
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u might be a stoner if you clean your bowl every time you run out of bud.....sticky fingers anyone
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Old 06-26-2008, 08:11 PM   #30 (permalink)

 
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You might be a stoner if......the

term "hydro" does not mean water

you know your measurements from grams to ounces by heart

your best friends are your dealer and your roller [my besties are my dealers=]

if you respect 4:20 to a religious value

you start every sentence with - uhhh!.

If you have more glass in your bedroom than your kitchen

If your idea of a drug problem is running out of money for pot

when people greet you and say "hi" and u say hell yeah im high

when you walk down every aisle in wal mart looking for things to make a pipe with a couple of times a week.[me]

you know youre a stoner if all of your faucets are missing screens[me]

There are halves of 2 Liter Coke bottles randomly placed around the room.[me]

if you assume weed when someone asks if you smoke

if you still find kids tv funny

I let us plant trees that bear positive fruit
And nourish our youth with compassionate truth
That enlighten their minds to the deepest roots
All the way to the core where the soul can stay true
Where I can walk free with a joint in my hand
and I can plant plants right upon my land, help me
Understand these are natures laws, my creator had vision in the things he saw, yeah <Kottonmouth Kings>
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Old 07-01-2008, 11:53 AM   #31 (permalink)

 
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... You take a vacation day from work every April 20th!
Fuck Yeah! Man, I swear that goes down every year!

You might be a stoner if you drink your bong water instead of your pop!
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:34 PM   #32 (permalink)

 
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Fuck Yeah! Man, I swear that goes down every year!

You might be a stoner if you drink your bong water instead of your pop!



..you think and talk in "charades" fashion



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Old 08-22-2008, 12:07 PM   #33 (permalink)

 
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You might be a stoner if you find the milk in the cupboard and the cornflakes in the fridge.
true that hapenned to me a couple of times...lol

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Old 08-22-2008, 04:27 PM   #34 (permalink)

 
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you might be a stoner when you imagine smokiing out of things that arent even pipes.. but might be good as a pipe or bong

if you keep a small car stash in your car

if you just spaced out thiniking of another thing
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Old 09-01-2008, 08:06 PM   #35 (permalink)

 
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you put half a bag in a hiding spot for later and try to find it for days and can't for the life of you remember where it is
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Old 09-02-2008, 07:54 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Your discovery of Pancakes In A Can is so exciting you feel the need to share it with everyone you know!

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Old 09-03-2008, 08:31 AM   #37 (permalink)

 
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you get all excited bout tha finding of pancakes in a can "wheres my damn pancakes woman!!!! and my mornin cup of freshly squeezed joe juice

§TøÑ€Ð P®Ïñ©£§§™...What business is it of your's what I do, read, buy, see or take into my body as long as I don't harm another human being while on this planet? And for those of you having a little moral dilemna on how to answer this, I'll answer for you. NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS Take that to the bank, cash it and take it on a vacation outta my fucking life. And stop bringing shotguns to UFO sightings, they might be here to pick me up and take me with 'em."
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Old 09-04-2008, 03:23 PM   #38 (permalink)

 
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if you are smilin' silly while gettin a ticket.
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Old 09-30-2008, 03:51 PM   #39 (permalink)

 
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You Might be a PotHead if...

1 you wear sun glasses at night so you can see better

2 you have acctually put out a fire with bong water

3 the term "hydro" does not mean water

4 you have an usual parking space outside your local head shop

5 you have a name for your 3 bongs 2 pipes one of which was made by you

6 you know your measurements from grams to ounces by heart

7 your best friends are your dealer and your roller

8 you sell your car for gas money

9 after reading this list you have done most if not all

10 if you respect 4:20 to a religious value

11 if you sue your employer for not getting holiday pay on april 20th

12 if glass blowing was your minor and herbology was your major.....please e-mail me we need to chat
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Old 10-03-2008, 04:16 PM   #40 (permalink)

 
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if you sometimes mistakenly call your English teacher donna because of her resemblence to a that 70's show character...

DUNT DUNT DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
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