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09-17-2008, 11:08 AM
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Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0  |  Stoner Joke of the Day Q.What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A. Mr. President. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you call a bud smoker with two spliffs? A. Double Jointed. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you call someone who smokes up every day at 4:21? A. chronically late. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Pot Paradox: An empty bowl needs to be filled, a full bowl needs to be emptied!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you call a stoner in a room full of nude supermodels? A. Passed out & Dreaming. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. How do you hide money from a hippie? A. Put it under the soap! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you call a group of blondes standing around in a circle? A. A Dope Ring -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. How do fish get stoned? A. SeaWeed. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What's smokey and sounds like a bell ? A. BONG! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you call two pairs of stoners having sex? A. Baked lays. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you call it when a stoner spills his stash on the floor? A. Drug abuse. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do call a pothead that smokes a joint from the wrong end? A. Stoned. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you call 20 female hippies in a sauna? A. Gorillas in the mist. |
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09-18-2008, 02:55 PM
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Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 | Stoner Joke of the Day A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?" The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the next week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?" And the owner says, "I told you I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again. He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?" The owner says, "I'm not going to tell you again, I don't sell to potheads!!!" The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can you tell I'm a pothead?" The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave." |
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09-19-2008, 04:51 PM
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Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 | Stoner Joke of the Day This is a story to tell someone when they're high.- Ladies and gentlemen, I stand before you to stand behind you to tell you something I know nothing about. Thursday, which is Good Friday, we're having a Father's Day party for mother's only. Admission is free, pay at the door, pull out a chair and sit on the floor. Late one night in the middle of the day, two dead soldiers got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, pulled out their swords and shot one another. A deaf policeman heard the noise, got up and shot the twice dead boys. If you don't believe me, ask the blind man who saw it all, through a knothole in a wooden brick wall. |
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09-22-2008, 09:16 AM
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Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 | Re: Stoner Joke of the Day Drunk vs Stoner What’s the difference between a drunk and a stoner? A drunk drives through the stop sign; a stoner waits for it to turn green. |
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