Weekend Off So a factory worker wanted the weekend off right. He tells his friend at work that he wants to get the weekend off and his friend replies "oh the boss will never let you do that" and then he replies "just watch". so the man climbs to the top of the building and starts hanging upside down from the rafters swinging back and forth yelling "look at me im a light fixture". so the boss tells him to come down and to take the weekend of and go to the doctor because somthing is obviously wrong. so the man walks out and his friend his following him and the boss asks his friend "hey where are you going?". his friend replies "well you dont expect us to work in the dark do you?" |