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Old 09-30-2008, 04:01 PM   #1 (permalink)

 
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Now I pass out into sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
Grant no other stoner take
My weed and bong before I wake
Keep me safely in thy sight
And grant no crackhead’s thrill tonight
And in the morning let me awake
Breathing scents of wake ’n bake
God protect me in my dreams
and make this better than it seems
Grant the time may siwftly fly
When myself shall be so high
In a green grass weed bed
Where I long to rest my head
Far away from all these scenes
And the smell of bammer smoked by beans
Take me back into the land
Where the cops never take you out
Where the weed won’t burn my throat like sand;
Where the scent of chronis blows
Where the good Mary Jane grows;
Take me back and I’ll promise then
Never to leave BC again
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Old 10-25-2008, 06:06 AM   #2 (permalink)

 
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Thats fuckin sick

good one
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Old 11-03-2008, 07:28 PM   #3 (permalink)

 
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badass

Hey, Hey, Hey Smoke Weed Everyday!
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Old 11-04-2008, 08:12 AM   #4 (permalink)

 
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oooo i like this one!

§TøÑ€Ð P®Ïñ©£§§™...What business is it of your's what I do, read, buy, see or take into my body as long as I don't harm another human being while on this planet? And for those of you having a little moral dilemna on how to answer this, I'll answer for you. NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS Take that to the bank, cash it and take it on a vacation outta my fucking life. And stop bringing shotguns to UFO sightings, they might be here to pick me up and take me with 'em."
-Bill Hicks
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Old 11-05-2008, 12:33 AM   #5 (permalink)

 
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sweet!
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