The Corrupted Wish!

ValleyJoe · 05-27-2008, 01:44 PM

How to play: Very simple, its done in 2 parts, first part is to grant the wish above you while corrupting the wish. Second part is to post your wish. If you forget to put both parts your posts will be deleted.

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(Example:
Stoner A: I wish I was Taller.

Stoner B: Granted, however everything else in the world is now 3 times taller than you.
(then your wish ->) I wish I lived in space. )
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Alright, I'll start it off...

I wish I could hit the lottery...

BobNarley · 05-27-2008, 01:56 PM

Granted, Everyone elce hits the lottery twice.

I wish i could get high in vertual time.

Goldducky · 05-27-2008, 02:02 PM

Granted! but ur now always high! so its normal and nothing special now takeing the fun outof smoking
I wish i had weed right now!

shadywagon · 05-27-2008, 02:09 PM

You can have weed, but its legal weed that sucks!

I wish I had the craziest coolest custom ROOR bong there ever was.

ValleyJoe · 05-27-2008, 06:36 PM

Granted, but shortly after DeathCabbage will get so high from it he will drop and break it into a million peices.

I wish gas prices would drop back down.

Goldducky · 05-27-2008, 07:53 PM

they do
but your car explodes

i wish i was high

ValleyJoe · 05-27-2008, 08:58 PM

Granted, You floated high out of earths atmosphere and died as soon as you hit outerspace.

I wish I had a clone to work my job for me.

thaLtDB27 · 05-27-2008, 09:22 PM

granted but everyone likes the clone better and forgets you exist
i wish i was trippin'

ValleyJoe · 05-27-2008, 09:34 PM

Granted, but you triped over so hard you hit your nose and forever was it left crooked.

I wish I didnt say that!

thaLtDB27 · 05-27-2008, 09:43 PM

granted but you said something even more retarded

i wish i could fly

shadywagon · 05-28-2008, 09:54 AM

Granted, but as you're flying you are struck by a 757 and die.

I wish cannabis was legal.

Goldducky · 05-28-2008, 01:29 PM

grabted!!!
.. no way to coppupt sorry guys!!

i wish i lived somewere else

thaLtDB27 · 05-28-2008, 07:48 PM

granted
but you learn that no matter where you live shit is the same so you can never find anywhere you want to be

i wish i could do magic

BeccasMuffin · 05-29-2008, 12:32 AM

Granted! Magic Johnson shows up on your doorstep one day...

I wish I was 10 years younger.

Goldducky · 05-29-2008, 04:56 AM

GraNTed! But something goes wrong and every 20 minutes u get younger antill ur not even alive anymore!!

I wish to legalize it!

ValleyJoe · 05-29-2008, 01:09 PM

Granted: "It" is now a legal word all accross the world.

I wish I could travel in time.

wem511 · 05-29-2008, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldducky

Granted! but ur now always high! so its normal and nothing special now takeing the fun outof smoking
I wish i had weed right now!

o my gosh i love that you said that been talking bout theories of cannabis tolerance being entirely mental because if your high all of the time then its your normal!

shadywagon · 06-03-2008, 06:32 PM

Granted, but you travel so far back in time time itself doesn't exist so it's just you and a whole lot of white.

I wish I lived in Amsterdam.

420MissGanja420 · 06-05-2008, 12:32 AM

Granted, but bud is now illegal!

i wish i had a drink.

cassandro420 · 06-10-2008, 02:07 AM

Granted, but it spilled all over the floor.

I wish i had a smoke room =]]]]

BLAZEDALWAYZ · 06-10-2008, 04:10 AM

Granted,but The Room Gets So Smokey You Can't Breath An Die From Too Much Smoke Inhalation.i Wish Everytime I Smoked It Was Like The First Time.

Goldducky · 06-10-2008, 10:34 AM

granted! but ur first time sucked and u vomited everywere!!!!! hahahahahaha

i wish i had some of that orange kush

BLAZEDALWAYZ · 06-10-2008, 06:08 PM

Granted,but All The Chronic Going Around Iz Contaminated.so You Have To Settle For Dirt Weed.i Wish I Could Fly Like An Eagle I Do Already But I Mean Literally.

shadywagon · 06-10-2008, 06:40 PM

Granted. You soar like an eagle high in the sky... then suddenly gravity goes away and you float away into outer-space and die

I wish it wasn't so damn hot!

05-27-2008, 01:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
ValleyJoe My Mood: Join Date: May 2007 Gender: Posts: 472 gRamz: 25,569 Danks: 1 Danked 17 Times in 12 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	The Corrupted Wish! How to play: Very simple, its done in 2 parts, first part is to grant the wish above you while corrupting the wish. Second part is to post your wish. If you forget to put both parts your posts will be deleted. -------------------- (Example: Stoner A: I wish I was Taller. Stoner B: Granted, however everything else in the world is now 3 times taller than you. (then your wish ->) I wish I lived in space. ) -------------------- Alright, I'll start it off... I wish I could hit the lottery...
	Hey! Have you checked out our STONER CAMS? CLICK HERE THEN!

05-27-2008, 01:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
BobNarley My Mood: Join Date: May 2007 Location: Mojove Desert-Southern California Posts: 530 gRamz: 13,312 Danks: 26 Danked 17 Times in 14 Posts	Re: The Corrupted Wish! Granted, Everyone elce hits the lottery twice. I wish i could get high in vertual time.

05-27-2008, 02:02 PM	#3 (permalink)
Goldducky IS Banned. My Mood: Join Date: May 2008 Gender: Location: SC~GC Posts: 107 gRamz: 1,696 Danks: 0 Danked 2 Times in 2 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: The Corrupted Wish! Granted! but ur now always high! so its normal and nothing special now takeing the fun outof smoking I wish i had weed right now!

05-27-2008, 02:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
shadywagon My Mood: Join Date: Mar 2008 Gender: Location: NY Posts: 1,047 gRamz: 24,044 Danks: 13 Danked 36 Times in 30 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: The Corrupted Wish! You can have weed, but its legal weed that sucks! I wish I had the craziest coolest custom ROOR bong there ever was.
	Think for yourself. Question authority. Blaze On - Shadith Wagonai

05-27-2008, 06:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
ValleyJoe My Mood: Join Date: May 2007 Gender: Posts: 472 gRamz: 25,569 Danks: 1 Danked 17 Times in 12 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: The Corrupted Wish! Granted, but shortly after DeathCabbage will get so high from it he will drop and break it into a million peices. I wish gas prices would drop back down.
	Hey! Have you checked out our STONER CAMS? CLICK HERE THEN!

05-27-2008, 07:53 PM	#6 (permalink)
Goldducky IS Banned. My Mood: Join Date: May 2008 Gender: Location: SC~GC Posts: 107 gRamz: 1,696 Danks: 0 Danked 2 Times in 2 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: The Corrupted Wish! they do but your car explodes i wish i was high

05-27-2008, 08:58 PM	#7 (permalink)
ValleyJoe My Mood: Join Date: May 2007 Gender: Posts: 472 gRamz: 25,569 Danks: 1 Danked 17 Times in 12 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: The Corrupted Wish! Granted, You floated high out of earths atmosphere and died as soon as you hit outerspace. I wish I had a clone to work my job for me.
	Hey! Have you checked out our STONER CAMS? CLICK HERE THEN!

05-27-2008, 09:22 PM	#8 (permalink)
thaLtDB27 My Mood: Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Scruffick..... Posts: 149 gRamz: 3,791 Danks: 2 Danked 3 Times in 3 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: The Corrupted Wish! granted but everyone likes the clone better and forgets you exist i wish i was trippin'
	"You are down on your knees, begging me for more" "The road I walk is paved in gold, to glorify my platinum soul I am the closest thing to God so worship me and never stop" "anyway you want to anyway you've got to love, love me" Coined by a man selling beer and dildos "GET DRUNK AND FUCK YOURSELF" "dont be sorry, be silly"

05-27-2008, 09:34 PM	#9 (permalink)
ValleyJoe My Mood: Join Date: May 2007 Gender: Posts: 472 gRamz: 25,569 Danks: 1 Danked 17 Times in 12 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: The Corrupted Wish! Granted, but you triped over so hard you hit your nose and forever was it left crooked. I wish I didnt say that!
	Hey! Have you checked out our STONER CAMS? CLICK HERE THEN!

05-27-2008, 09:43 PM	#10 (permalink)
thaLtDB27 My Mood: Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Scruffick..... Posts: 149 gRamz: 3,791 Danks: 2 Danked 3 Times in 3 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: The Corrupted Wish! granted but you said something even more retarded i wish i could fly
	"You are down on your knees, begging me for more" "The road I walk is paved in gold, to glorify my platinum soul I am the closest thing to God so worship me and never stop" "anyway you want to anyway you've got to love, love me" Coined by a man selling beer and dildos "GET DRUNK AND FUCK YOURSELF" "dont be sorry, be silly"

05-28-2008, 09:54 AM	#11 (permalink)
shadywagon My Mood: Join Date: Mar 2008 Gender: Location: NY Posts: 1,047 gRamz: 24,044 Danks: 13 Danked 36 Times in 30 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: The Corrupted Wish! Granted, but as you're flying you are struck by a 757 and die. I wish cannabis was legal.
	Think for yourself. Question authority. Blaze On - Shadith Wagonai

05-28-2008, 01:29 PM	#12 (permalink)
Goldducky IS Banned. My Mood: Join Date: May 2008 Gender: Location: SC~GC Posts: 107 gRamz: 1,696 Danks: 0 Danked 2 Times in 2 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: The Corrupted Wish! grabted!!! .. no way to coppupt sorry guys!! i wish i lived somewere else

05-28-2008, 07:48 PM	#13 (permalink)
thaLtDB27 My Mood: Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Scruffick..... Posts: 149 gRamz: 3,791 Danks: 2 Danked 3 Times in 3 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: The Corrupted Wish! granted but you learn that no matter where you live shit is the same so you can never find anywhere you want to be i wish i could do magic
	"You are down on your knees, begging me for more" "The road I walk is paved in gold, to glorify my platinum soul I am the closest thing to God so worship me and never stop" "anyway you want to anyway you've got to love, love me" Coined by a man selling beer and dildos "GET DRUNK AND FUCK YOURSELF" "dont be sorry, be silly"

05-29-2008, 12:32 AM	#14 (permalink)
BeccasMuffin My Mood: Join Date: May 2008 Location: Next to a church Posts: 122 gRamz: 4,833 Danks: 2 Danked 14 Times in 14 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: The Corrupted Wish! Granted! Magic Johnson shows up on your doorstep one day... I wish I was 10 years younger.
	"Green stoner needs food!"

05-29-2008, 04:56 AM	#15 (permalink)
Goldducky IS Banned. My Mood: Join Date: May 2008 Gender: Location: SC~GC Posts: 107 gRamz: 1,696 Danks: 0 Danked 2 Times in 2 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: The Corrupted Wish! GraNTed! But something goes wrong and every 20 minutes u get younger antill ur not even alive anymore!! I wish to legalize it!

05-29-2008, 01:09 PM	#16 (permalink)
ValleyJoe My Mood: Join Date: May 2007 Gender: Posts: 472 gRamz: 25,569 Danks: 1 Danked 17 Times in 12 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: The Corrupted Wish! Granted: "It" is now a legal word all accross the world. I wish I could travel in time.
	Hey! Have you checked out our STONER CAMS? CLICK HERE THEN!

06-03-2008, 06:32 PM	#18 (permalink)
shadywagon My Mood: Join Date: Mar 2008 Gender: Location: NY Posts: 1,047 gRamz: 24,044 Danks: 13 Danked 36 Times in 30 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: The Corrupted Wish! Granted, but you travel so far back in time time itself doesn't exist so it's just you and a whole lot of white. I wish I lived in Amsterdam.
	Think for yourself. Question authority. Blaze On - Shadith Wagonai

06-05-2008, 12:32 AM	#19 (permalink)
420MissGanja420 My Mood: Join Date: Jun 2008 Gender: Location: Florida Posts: 29 gRamz: 1,749 Danks: 0 Danked 1 Time in 1 Post Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: The Corrupted Wish! Granted, but bud is now illegal! i wish i had a drink.

06-10-2008, 02:07 AM	#20 (permalink)
cassandro420 My Mood: Join Date: Jun 2008 Gender: Location: Florida Posts: 47 gRamz: 1,485 Danks: 0 Danked 3 Times in 3 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: The Corrupted Wish! Granted, but it spilled all over the floor. I wish i had a smoke room =]]]]
	I let us plant trees that bear positive fruit And nourish our youth with compassionate truth That enlighten their minds to the deepest roots All the way to the core where the soul can stay true Where I can walk free with a joint in my hand and I can plant plants right upon my land, help me Understand these are natures laws, my creator had vision in the things he saw, yeah <Kottonmouth Kings> Cassandro

06-10-2008, 04:10 AM	#21 (permalink)
BLAZEDALWAYZ My Mood: Join Date: Jan 2008 Gender: Location: SAN DiEGO Posts: 210 gRamz: 5,008 Danks: 10 Danked 5 Times in 5 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: The Corrupted Wish! Granted,but The Room Gets So Smokey You Can't Breath An Die From Too Much Smoke Inhalation.i Wish Everytime I Smoked It Was Like The First Time.

06-10-2008, 10:34 AM	#22 (permalink)
Goldducky IS Banned. My Mood: Join Date: May 2008 Gender: Location: SC~GC Posts: 107 gRamz: 1,696 Danks: 0 Danked 2 Times in 2 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: The Corrupted Wish! granted! but ur first time sucked and u vomited everywere!!!!! hahahahahaha i wish i had some of that orange kush

06-10-2008, 06:08 PM	#23 (permalink)
BLAZEDALWAYZ My Mood: Join Date: Jan 2008 Gender: Location: SAN DiEGO Posts: 210 gRamz: 5,008 Danks: 10 Danked 5 Times in 5 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: The Corrupted Wish! Granted,but All The Chronic Going Around Iz Contaminated.so You Have To Settle For Dirt Weed.i Wish I Could Fly Like An Eagle I Do Already But I Mean Literally.

06-10-2008, 06:40 PM	#24 (permalink)
shadywagon My Mood: Join Date: Mar 2008 Gender: Location: NY Posts: 1,047 gRamz: 24,044 Danks: 13 Danked 36 Times in 30 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: The Corrupted Wish! Granted. You soar like an eagle high in the sky... then suddenly gravity goes away and you float away into outer-space and die I wish it wasn't so damn hot!
	Think for yourself. Question authority. Blaze On - Shadith Wagonai

06-10-2008, 08:07 PM	#25 (permalink)
wem511 My Mood: Join Date: May 2007 Gender: Location: North Carolina, usa Posts: 657 gRamz: 12,438 Danks: 11 Danked 7 Times in 6 Posts Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0