ValleyJoe

Ok, this is ment to be nothing more than fun, if its too morbid of a game topic for you, simply ignore this thread....

How to play, simple, your going to post and describe how the person above you is going to die. Be creative and have fun, remember this is in all good taste for some fun. So consult your spirits, travel in time or whatever it takes to show how the stoner above might die.


I guess im the first to die, lemme have it! lol

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shadywagon

ValleyJoe one day you will be walking out of your home and all of the sudden a black unmarked van will pull up. Some one will jump out and pull you into the van. There you will be blind folded and hog tied. It is very quite. No one will say a word to you, yet you will ask over and over what is going on. After what seems to have been hours the car screeches to a halt, the door is flung open, you are untied, dragged to your feet and told to walk. They push you in a direction and you begin to walk. You hear a door open and they tell you to turn left. You turn and keep walking. You know you have gone threw a door because the light had suddenly been cut off. You have stepped into the dark and the man grabs your shoulder and says "there will be no return." You don't say a word, you just listen. The man pushes you and you keep walking. By the sound of their foot steps you know there is at least four men, way too many for you to take on. You are hopeless. You hear a womens voice, "stop! Here is fine." You here all the men walk away and you are left alone with the women. She takes your hand, pulls you into a room and sits you down. She slams the door and tells you to take off your blind fold. You take it off to see 5 beautiful naked women and all of your closest friends saying "surprise!" You had forgot it was your birthday. Wait who's that? That's not your friend. Why is he walking closer?? What is that is his hand?? WHAT THE FUCK?? BAM! You are dead son.

Think for yourself. Question authority.



Blaze On

- Shadith Wagonai

BluntBender

That was some crazy shit!

Shadywagon, This takes place in about four years and twenty days..... You are going about your normal routine, you know, the usual. You sit down to blaze a fat blunt when there is a knock on your door. You answer, to your surprise it's a hot chick doing some door to door sells. A few words are exchanged and the next thing you know you both are now just sitting and chilling in your living room. You ask her if she smokes and she says, "Naw, cigarettes will kill you." You're like, no not cigs but, that shit! She replies, only once and I got real bad paranoia. You're like, relax, this is that shit and I'll tell you what, You smoke this with me and I'll buy all of that shit in that box. It takes a few minutes but she gives in. So, you two are smoking and about half-way down the blunt she jumps up off the couch and starts wigging out! Did you hear that, she says. Calm down bitch it's just that shit kicking in. Now she's freaking out and says she can feel her heartbeat and start accusing you of putting something in the weed. Since she is a female sells person she carries mace. She goes crazy and maces you! She runs out your front door. You go to chase her by sound cause she's screaming "HELP" the whole time. You are running after her wiping the shit from your eyes. When "WHAMM" you are struck by a drunk-driver!

Fucking drunk-drivers, only if they would smoke instead, I would still have a friend.

KRISP

BluntBender look out for the truck! FUCK MAN MOVE!.............

holy shit!....

hookman

-HooKMAN

BluntBender

Did I walk right to an oncoming truck or what?- lol

420PoThEaD420

HOOKMAN, You where on a vacation in Jamaca, but you where caught stealing 2lbs of their finest kush. First they locked you in a jail cell where you were allowed to smoke as much reefer as you wanted, but could have no food or water for one week. They released you but the sun was so bright that day you couldnt see, you were stumbling around and stubbed your toe on a fake alligator. you fell foward and tried to catch yourself on a pole. The pole was a torch that you then knocked over and set the crop on fire. They sentenced you to death and you where put in a gass chamber the repleased only the dankest of smoke from all around the world. and you were forced to sit there and get unbelievibly high, untill you had no more oxygen and died.

RussBussYOH

POTHEAD! your driving to the grocery store, sparkin a spliff and everything is normal. then in the rear view mirror you see a whole bunch of black dots in the distance, and you hear a roar that shakes the ground. in no time these black dots catch up, its a biker gang. they surround your car, hundreds of them, and they speed up behind you to get you to go faster. your now going 120 with bikers on the back, left, right, and frontside of your car. you cant see the road ahead, and you start to freak. you can hear laughter in between the roar of the harleys. they quickly all pull leftand you go straight off of a cliff into a forest. the drop is about 600 feet and just before you hit the bottom, a tree smashes through your windshield, casting a rain of sharp glass, cutting your face into bits, and then your skull gets split in two by the tree. nobody finds you for weeks and you are eaten by maggots. what remains, a skeleton of what once was, POTHEAD!

“Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?” - Bob Marley





FUCK THE DEA