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Old 05-27-2008, 03:26 PM   #1 (permalink)

 
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Wink Proverb Punchlines

First you post a known Proverb, then post another line after it either improving or distracting from the original proverb.

(Example:
Don't cry over spilt milk.
Its the after whoopin that causes tears.

Wife puts husband in doghouse.
Soon find him in Cathouse.

You only live once.
But if done right, once is enough.)

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Old 05-27-2008, 03:27 PM   #2 (permalink)

 
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Man with hand in pocket.
Feel cocky all day.

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Old 05-27-2008, 04:12 PM   #3 (permalink)

 
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Ride Hard
Die Fast
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Old 05-27-2008, 06:30 PM   #4 (permalink)

 
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Stay Alive, Drive 55.

Unless you are late for work.

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Old 06-15-2008, 12:31 AM   #5 (permalink)

 
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practice makes perfect

nobody's perfect then why practice?



( i hope i did this right lol oopsie sorry if i didnt)

I let us plant trees that bear positive fruit
And nourish our youth with compassionate truth
That enlighten their minds to the deepest roots
All the way to the core where the soul can stay true
Where I can walk free with a joint in my hand
and I can plant plants right upon my land, help me
Understand these are natures laws, my creator had vision in the things he saw, yeah <Kottonmouth Kings>
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Old 06-15-2008, 01:23 AM   #6 (permalink)

 
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Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

Unless you are scrambling eggs, then your answer is 0.

"Green stoner needs food!"

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Old 06-16-2008, 07:31 AM   #7 (permalink)

 
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kids let the bed bugs bite.


Bed Bugs become the new Devils weed.*takes bed bug g-bong hit*

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Old 07-01-2008, 01:57 AM   #8 (permalink)

 
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Eye for an Eye.

Unless they're already blind!
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