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Old 08-21-2008, 05:47 AM   #1 (permalink)

 
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not sure if this is the right thread or not but here it goes....


So last night baked watching the red sox get destroyed i started to think of my ex then i got on a tangent.. how many miles of cock did i give my ex.. dont ask me how.. cause i'm not sure...

Anyways here is what i figured out 20.7 miles.... how do you ask. well here it goes... we were together for about a year over that year i would say we had sex and i am guessing here and for the sake of a cheap laugh 420 times(wocka wocka) figure before said sessions would last anywhere from 6 to 15 minutes for a avarage of lets say 10.5 minutes. Then lets figure on avarage i "pump" about 35 times a minute and then mutiply all that by the length of my penis. you get this formula

8.5 x 35 x 10.5 x 420 = 1,311,975 (wow over a million inches) then to get the miles you have to

1311975 / 12 / 5280 = 20.7 miles
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Old 08-21-2008, 07:40 AM   #2 (permalink)
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8.5,

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Old 08-21-2008, 07:56 AM   #3 (permalink)

 
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Old 08-21-2008, 06:03 PM   #4 (permalink)

 
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was only in the name of science if i left that part out with the formula you could still figure it out...
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Thank you for sharing , now excuse me while I calculate the miles I've pumped into my past 3 girlfriends (seriously brb)


haaaaaaaaayyyyy!!!

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Old 10-11-2008, 08:47 PM   #6 (permalink)

 
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LOL at this whole thread. Just LOL.

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