wem511

what the dummest thing u've ever done while high?

i've singed my eyebrows, bunt my lip & nose, forgot i had to work and was geeking at work eat so much i could barely breath, dropped last nug of dank stuff and doggie licked it up.

vape all day long.

wtf_

hmm i burned a bit of my hair
(i have long hair) yeah i was like
wtf and i was slapping my face to
put it out wasnt alot which was good
haha stupid wind i was trying to smoke

Psycrow420

Well Shoot....I've done so many dumb things it aint funny.

When I was in college in D.C. (Gallaudet University, College for the Deaf in D.C.) I used to paint my face up like the Crow and run around campus climbing trees and scaring the crap outta fellow students. One night I toked up with some buds from NY, the 3 of us had a blunt and we were hitting it at 3 am just a few blocks off campus and after about 10 minutes we notice that we were toking just half a block away from a freakin police cruiser and the cops were sitting in the car eating some take out.....completely ignored us.


I have many more stories

wem511

wow!ya thats bout as dum as it gets , that would be a rush to be smoking a blunt next to some cops and to get away wit it. So you are deaf? I remember that when you cut off senses that the other ones get more acute, so mayby your blessed with a slightly more intense high because of this? that would be great.

vape all day long.

Miss_Cindy

well i've done a lot of not so thought out things. like just last night i was so high i convinced my brother he'd look good with a mohawk. so i cut his hair all baked. my mom is so pissed. it really doesnt look bad tho.LOL.

im high as a kite and i just might stop to check you out.

wem511

thats toooo fu ;D nny

vape all day long.

Psycrow420

WEM, actually when I get high I can hear better (not GREAT like a hearing person but better)

Reminds me of a time I went to a Static X concert, before the show my buddy who's Deaf, but hears better than I do, told me to take my hearing aids off before I went into the concert, so I did and put em in the glove box of another buddy's car (there was 8 of us in an old 80's pontiac parasine station wagon) we had a blunt on the 15 minute ride from his place to the show...defiently was baked by the time we got there (Those wagons, no ventilation)

We hit the club the show was in, I got to the bar and the shit kicked in high gear.....I asked for a glass of water, not sure if what I drank was water or not (I'm not good with alcohol so I like to stay away from it) Anyway long story short, I was able to hear the vocals from the songs, couldnt understand a damn thing, but I could actually hear their voices. I've been to concerts many times, several times stoned but that was the first time I could hear the singer's voices.

Oh yeah during that concert, I got tossed out of the mosh pit (I'm 5'4 and at that time I was around 140 lbs) by this big near 7 foot 300 lb dude, he didnt just push me out of the pit....he TOSSED me halfway across the bar, I slid a good 15-20 feet across the floor and jumped back up and ran straight back to the pit, the dude was like "WHAT THE HELL" when he saw me again.

Waytoomany

haha thats wassup me and my cousin blazed a L then he shaved my whole head and all i wanted was a shape up lol

Miss_Cindy

mmm some of the best ideas are ones you get when you're stoned.

im high as a kite and i just might stop to check you out.

wtf_

haha waytomuch man
haha that sucks and
is halarious

DankSpot

Bumped from the bong water!

Necroantist

I sat on the camp site fire when i was mashed.. and burnt my jeans to bits.. i thought it was just a nice orange seat.

wem511

*cough* lmao wow

since last time i've gotten bout 3 permanent( i think) burn marks from getting high as fk and forgetting i got my vape glass in my lap or in hands. next thing you know and your skins on the glass lol

vape all day long.

Necroantist

Yea its a bummer isn't it lol.. it's also part of the fun of it isn't it.. hehe

thaLtDB27

i smoked a gravity bong with my friends and they ran inside and locked me out of my own house...assholes...anyway so ran down my outside basement steps (concrete..oh man) but im my ripped state i missed the FIRST step and stumbled about halfway down. i knew i was gonna go down hard so i tried to jump down to the landing but it didnt work out (shocker!)...i over shot the jump by... a lot... and hit the wall at the bottom of the stairs full bodied...a hard concrete wall...but i didnt stop i just picked myself up off the floor and ran inside and into the kitchen where my friends were..and as soon as i stopped i felt pain on my face and chest. and screamed "OWWWWWWW!!".....no onw knew what happened so i pretty much just looked retarded....

"You are down on your knees, begging me for more"

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to glorify my platinum soul
I am the closest thing to God
so worship me and never stop"

"anyway you want to
anyway you've got to
love, love me"

Coined by a man selling beer and dildos
"GET DRUNK AND FUCK YOURSELF"

"dont be sorry, be silly"

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shadywagon

All I can say is wow... that's some talent cause that was a long jump... fruit fly

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shinningstar

I think the dumest thing I've done in my life is putting an alcoholic drink in my father's aquarium. I was grounded for a week because the fishes in the aquarium floated and died.

Swanny

a couple of friends and me smoked a couple of J's and decided that drinking coronas wasnt enough to keep us entertained while we waited for our girlfriends at a hotel room we rented for the night.
We decided to climb up on the roof of this two story hotel complex and jump from the roof into the hotel pool below.
We did this for an hour or two and without any injuries or being tossed out by the hotel staff...
good times :P

GanjaChief

thats crazy!!! - i have to try that shit sometime

Swanny

I have to be honest though , we considered ourselves lucky considering we were jumping into a pool by barely missing the concrete walkway which was at least 10 feet from the building to the pool itself

sbike

I saw a few people keep laughing on the busy street before they were caught by police.

leeuh

I shaved my bangs off on a dare when I was high. Not all of them, just the bottom layer of them. It sucked when they grew back, because the hair would stick straight up through the rest of my bangs.

BLAZEDALWAYZ

I Shaved Off My Mustache Once And One Time I Forget I Was Cooking And The Fucking Fire Alarm Went Off And I Awready Knew What It Was.i Was Like Damn I'm Stoned.

BLAZEDALWAYZ