Marijuana Quotes

Joe Dosia · 03-23-2008, 02:28 AM

Lets get some good quotes posted up about marijuana, old quotes to original made up ones, then will pick the best ones and add them into our auto quotes on the footer of the site.

Stay Danked!

MuNk3y · 03-25-2008, 01:57 AM

“They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.”

“Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?”

both by Bill Hicks.

Joe Dosia · 03-25-2008, 11:07 PM

Keep'em coming folks!

KRISP · 03-30-2008, 04:08 PM

I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
William J. Clinton

Well, as I understand it, the main supporters are beer companies and the pharmaceutical companies. I'd like them to show me the dead bodies from marijuana. But they can't because there aren't any.
Jack Herer

wem511 · 03-30-2008, 05:08 PM

“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong?” ~Willie Nelson

"Marijuana, in its natural form, is one of the safest therapeutically active
substances known to man." ~ DEA Chief Administrative Law Judge Francis L.
Young 1988, ruling IN FAVOR OF the Medical Value of Marijuana.

420PoThEaD420 · 07-05-2008, 09:32 PM

"Hey, whats in this shit man. Mostly maui wowie, but its got some labrodor in it. Whats labrodor man? Its dog shit. My dog ate my stash so I had to follow him around with a little baggy for 3 days. It really blew the dogs mind."

-Cheech and Chong

RussBussYOH · 07-05-2008, 09:43 PM

its 420 somewhere!

TommyTrouble77 · 09-14-2008, 01:51 PM

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana.
The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are

Matt Lauer Quotes

TommyTrouble77 · 09-14-2008, 01:52 PM

Why drink and drive if you can smoke and fly>>>

ME

Stonoid420 · 09-14-2008, 07:49 PM

Lifes a bitch then u die so we just sit here and get high"

shadywagon · 09-15-2008, 06:53 AM

lifes a bitch and then you die that why we get high cuz you never know when you gunna go lifes a bitch and then you die thats why we puff lye

- Nas

xoxox · 09-15-2008, 10:47 AM

herb is the healing of the nation

bob marley

HansBlixxed · 09-15-2008, 04:27 PM

Marijuana is not a drug!!!
I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck DICK for marijuana?

~Bob Saget

xxkat420xx · 10-11-2008, 04:03 AM

dig a lil hole, plant a lil seed, grow a lil tree, smoke a lil weed!!

stoners live, stoners die, but in the end we all get high, so if in life we sont succeed, grab da bong n smoke sum weed!!

saturnlily · 10-13-2008, 03:48 PM

this is just something i said one time at a party it took me about 7 hours till i realized i said it the whole time the people around me were trying to get me to notice. "I put the fridge in the beer" as this thread is "stoner quotes" i quoted my stoner ass,lol.

Stonoid420 · 10-14-2008, 07:36 AM

A bag of beer and a bottle o weed*.....

hippiemama · 10-15-2008, 12:50 PM

I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry. It would be wonderful for the state of Maine. There's some pretty good homegrown dope. I'm sure it would be even better if you could grow it with fertilizers and have greenhouses.

-Stephen King

hippiemama · 10-15-2008, 12:52 PM

If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you'll add 8 to 24 years to your life.
-Jack Herer

hippiemama · 10-15-2008, 01:21 PM

Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana.
-Melissa Etheridge

DonSmokesBud · 10-15-2008, 01:33 PM

Hey Man, is my driving ok?

I think we're parked, Man.

Cheech n Chong

DonSmokesBud · 10-15-2008, 01:36 PM

"I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job . . . and you ain't got shit to do."

Chris Tucker

DonSmokesBud · 10-15-2008, 01:37 PM

"I don't do drugs, though. Just weed."

Dave Chappelle

DonSmokesBud · 10-15-2008, 01:37 PM

"Aloha, Mr. Hand."

Sean Penn

hippiemama · 10-15-2008, 01:41 PM

Well, as I understand it, the main supporters are beer companies and the pharmaceutical companies. I'd like them to show me the dead bodies from marijuana. But they can't because there aren't any. But you can count the dead bodies from alcohol, tobacco, and legal pharmaceuticals by the millions.
-Jack Herer

DonSmokesBud · 10-15-2008, 03:50 PM

	Quote:			Originally Posted by hippiemama
	Well, as I understand it, the main supporters are beer companies and the pharmaceutical companies. I'd like them to show me the dead bodies from marijuana. But they can't because there aren't any. But you can count the dead bodies from alcohol, tobacco, and legal pharmaceuticals by the millions. -Jack Herer

already on here.

03-23-2008, 02:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
Joe Dosia My Mood: Join Date: May 2007 Gender: Posts: 621 gRamz: 92,501 Danks: 1 Danked 25 Times in 20 Posts	Marijuana Quotes Lets get some good quotes posted up about marijuana, old quotes to original made up ones, then will pick the best ones and add them into our auto quotes on the footer of the site. Stay Danked!

03-25-2008, 01:57 AM	#2 (permalink)
MuNk3y My Mood: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: 806 durt citty west texas Posts: 81 gRamz: 547 Danks: 0 Danked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Marijuana Quotes “They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.” “Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?” both by Bill Hicks.

03-25-2008, 11:07 PM	#3 (permalink)
Joe Dosia My Mood: Join Date: May 2007 Gender: Posts: 621 gRamz: 92,501 Danks: 1 Danked 25 Times in 20 Posts	Re: Marijuana Quotes Keep'em coming folks!

03-30-2008, 04:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
KRISP My Mood: Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: near cary Posts: 64 gRamz: 320 Danks: 0 Danked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Marijuana Quotes I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale. William J. Clinton Well, as I understand it, the main supporters are beer companies and the pharmaceutical companies. I'd like them to show me the dead bodies from marijuana. But they can't because there aren't any. Jack Herer
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03-30-2008, 05:08 PM	#5 (permalink)
wem511 My Mood: Join Date: May 2007 Gender: Location: North Carolina, usa Posts: 667 gRamz: 2,069 Danks: 11 Danked 8 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Marijuana Quotes “I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong?” ~Willie Nelson "Marijuana, in its natural form, is one of the safest therapeutically active substances known to man." ~ DEA Chief Administrative Law Judge Francis L. Young 1988, ruling IN FAVOR OF the Medical Value of Marijuana.
	vape all day long.

07-05-2008, 09:32 PM	#6 (permalink)
420PoThEaD420 My Mood: Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Camarillo CA Posts: 12 gRamz: 201 Danks: 0 Danked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Marijuana Quotes "Hey, whats in this shit man. Mostly maui wowie, but its got some labrodor in it. Whats labrodor man? Its dog shit. My dog ate my stash so I had to follow him around with a little baggy for 3 days. It really blew the dogs mind." -Cheech and Chong

07-05-2008, 09:43 PM	#7 (permalink)
RussBussYOH My Mood: Join Date: Jun 2008 Gender: Location: Massachusetts Posts: 86 gRamz: 351 Danks: 1 Danked 8 Times in 6 Posts	Re: Marijuana Quotes its 420 somewhere!
	“Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?” - Bob Marley

09-14-2008, 01:51 PM	#8 (permalink)
TommyTrouble77 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2 gRamz: 172 Danks: 0 Danked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Marijuana Quotes Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are Matt Lauer Quotes

09-14-2008, 01:52 PM	#9 (permalink)
TommyTrouble77 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2 gRamz: 172 Danks: 0 Danked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Marijuana Quotes Why drink and drive if you can smoke and fly>>> ME

09-14-2008, 07:49 PM	#10 (permalink)
Stonoid420 My Mood: Join Date: Aug 2008 Gender: Location: Connecticut Posts: 21 gRamz: 208 Danks: 0 Danked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Marijuana Quotes Lifes a bitch then u die so we just sit here and get high"

09-15-2008, 06:53 AM	#11 (permalink)
shadywagon My Mood: Join Date: Mar 2008 Gender: Location: NY Posts: 2,061 gRamz: 93,663 Danks: 13 Danked 66 Times in 58 Posts	Re: Marijuana Quotes lifes a bitch and then you die that why we get high cuz you never know when you gunna go lifes a bitch and then you die thats why we puff lye - Nas
	Think for yourself. Question authority. Blaze On - Shadith Wagonai

09-15-2008, 10:47 AM	#12 (permalink)
xoxox My Mood: Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 78 gRamz: 35 Danks: 0 Danked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Marijuana Quotes herb is the healing of the nation bob marley

09-15-2008, 04:27 PM	#13 (permalink)
HansBlixxed My Mood: Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1 gRamz: 171 Danks: 0 Danked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Marijuana Quotes Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck DICK for marijuana? ~Bob Saget

10-11-2008, 04:03 AM	#14 (permalink)
xxkat420xx My Mood: Join Date: Jun 2008 Gender: Location: australia, but there was no aus on the list Posts: 23 gRamz: 220 Danks: 0 Danked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Marijuana Quotes dig a lil hole, plant a lil seed, grow a lil tree, smoke a lil weed!! stoners live, stoners die, but in the end we all get high, so if in life we sont succeed, grab da bong n smoke sum weed!!
	katrina

10-13-2008, 03:48 PM	#15 (permalink)
saturnlily My Mood: Join Date: Oct 2008 Gender: Location: arkansas/oregon Posts: 81 gRamz: 268 Danks: 2 Danked 4 Times in 4 Posts	Re: Marijuana Quotes this is just something i said one time at a party it took me about 7 hours till i realized i said it the whole time the people around me were trying to get me to notice. "I put the fridge in the beer" as this thread is "stoner quotes" i quoted my stoner ass,lol.
	share the grow and grow to share.

10-14-2008, 07:36 AM	#16 (permalink)
Stonoid420 My Mood: Join Date: Aug 2008 Gender: Location: Connecticut Posts: 21 gRamz: 208 Danks: 0 Danked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Marijuana Quotes A bag of beer and a bottle o weed*.....

10-15-2008, 12:50 PM	#17 (permalink)
hippiemama My Mood: Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New England Posts: 32 gRamz: 300 Danks: 0 Danked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Marijuana Quotes I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry. It would be wonderful for the state of Maine. There's some pretty good homegrown dope. I'm sure it would be even better if you could grow it with fertilizers and have greenhouses. -Stephen King

10-15-2008, 12:52 PM	#18 (permalink)
hippiemama My Mood: Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New England Posts: 32 gRamz: 300 Danks: 0 Danked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Marijuana Quotes If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you'll add 8 to 24 years to your life. -Jack Herer

10-15-2008, 01:21 PM	#19 (permalink)
hippiemama My Mood: Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New England Posts: 32 gRamz: 300 Danks: 0 Danked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Marijuana Quotes Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana. -Melissa Etheridge

10-15-2008, 01:33 PM	#20 (permalink)
DonSmokesBud Got Banned? My Mood: Join Date: Jun 2008 Gender: Location: Massachusetts Posts: 69 gRamz: 4 Danks: 0 Danked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Marijuana Quotes Hey Man, is my driving ok? I think we're parked, Man. Cheech n Chong

10-15-2008, 01:36 PM	#21 (permalink)
DonSmokesBud Got Banned? My Mood: Join Date: Jun 2008 Gender: Location: Massachusetts Posts: 69 gRamz: 4 Danks: 0 Danked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Marijuana Quotes "I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job . . . and you ain't got shit to do." Chris Tucker

10-15-2008, 01:37 PM	#22 (permalink)
DonSmokesBud Got Banned? My Mood: Join Date: Jun 2008 Gender: Location: Massachusetts Posts: 69 gRamz: 4 Danks: 0 Danked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Marijuana Quotes "I don't do drugs, though. Just weed." Dave Chappelle

10-15-2008, 01:37 PM	#23 (permalink)
DonSmokesBud Got Banned? My Mood: Join Date: Jun 2008 Gender: Location: Massachusetts Posts: 69 gRamz: 4 Danks: 0 Danked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Marijuana Quotes "Aloha, Mr. Hand." Sean Penn

10-15-2008, 01:41 PM	#24 (permalink)
hippiemama My Mood: Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New England Posts: 32 gRamz: 300 Danks: 0 Danked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Marijuana Quotes Well, as I understand it, the main supporters are beer companies and the pharmaceutical companies. I'd like them to show me the dead bodies from marijuana. But they can't because there aren't any. But you can count the dead bodies from alcohol, tobacco, and legal pharmaceuticals by the millions. -Jack Herer

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